Perhaps Mort was distracted by the charming pleasures of his wife again...
Or he is busy playing with his large snake...
Whatever the reason, some of are having a hard time keeping a smile on our face since we DO NOT KNOW WHO WON GUEST WEDNESDAY!!!!!
Sorry, these are tough times...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.