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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Perhaps Mort was distracted by the charming pleasures of his wife again...

Or he is busy playing with his large snake...

Whatever the reason, some of are having a hard time keeping a smile on our face since we DO NOT KNOW WHO WON GUEST WEDNESDAY!!!!!

Sorry, these are tough times...



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Roger Mexico> Mort's away -- and when Mort's away, suffice to play!
<Mort> Yeh, because this competition is almost on par with the Olympics.

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