[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah, the amazing ancient Egyptians, who gave us the world's first MILF.

Who worshiped the blazing sun and the sultry moon.

And taught us just how slaves should be treated.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(FWD)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 464 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:06Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:05Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:00Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:59Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:52Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:51Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:46Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:43Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:41Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:40Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:38Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:37Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:35Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:34Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:33Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:32Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:28Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:20Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:19Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:16Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:51Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:48Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:45Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:43Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:41Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:39Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:28Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:13Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:53Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:41Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:31Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:27Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:48Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:03Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:01Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:59Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:48Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:06Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:55Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:24Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:23Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:51Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:43Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:42Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:12Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:09Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:01Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:07Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:06Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:33Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #855

Board [Post Message]



Did you blink your eye five times at 05:05 yesterday? Did your five wishes come true? Or were you yet again naked in a duck pond trying to find your underwear?
There are 2 messages for this day.
<3Suns> 1) I wish I could find my underwear
2) I wish I knew where my towel was
3) I wish I had some dry clothes to change into
4) I wish I that creepy guy on the bench would stop staring at me
5) I wish I could remember how I got here... Oh right, Cinco de Mayo
<Axolotl> If I looking for towel
Him name is Elvis the Towel

PS I will find my towel
Who took my towel?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post