[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/08/2005 by Fu Manchu
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Think twice before you try to smuggle contraband goods through US Customs.

Although we can't slice you wide open like a dead, bloated crocodile, we may perform a cavity search.

It's the best part of the job. We get to grope hot chicks...

...and sometimes we find something really cool.
(Reuters)
(ET)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 61 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:46Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:45Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:44Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:43Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:41Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:40Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:39Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:37Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:36Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:35Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:34Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:33Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:32Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:31Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:30Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:27Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:23Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:21Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:19Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:16Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:15Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:12Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:08Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:07Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:06Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:05Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:04Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:03Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:02Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:01Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:10:00Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:59Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:58Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:57Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:56Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:53Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:50Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:49Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:48Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:47Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:46Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:45Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:44Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:43Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:42Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:41Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:40Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:38Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:37Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:36Caption #141

Board [Post Message]

And the winner is:

Fu Manchu.
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Congrads Fu!
<mypalmike> Nice one, manchu!
<Fu Manchu> W00t again! Thanks kumiho and mike!
<Fu Manchu> i didn't mean thanks, I meant shut-up you dumbasses!!!! I hate you all with your lamer captions. I am the best so suck it.
<hi> 
<Blue Movie> 
<michael> i love tits
<chris ellliott> i need amommie
<chriselliott> cansomeone helpme
<sex film> 
<breasty> you just fuckin the ass
<blue movie> 
<blue movie> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post