[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

What with girls marrying girls now,

I fear the worse for male kind,

we are doomed as soon as they learn how to grow sprogs in vats.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 298 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:37Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:35Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:34Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:31Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:29Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:28Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:27Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:16Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:36:07Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:59Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:58Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:38Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:33Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:32Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:30Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:28Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:13Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:10Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker08:35:08Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:47Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:43Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:42Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:36Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:21Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:19Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker08:34:13Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:58Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:57Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:48Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:45Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:40Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:39Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:27Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:20Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:08Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:33:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:56Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:55Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:49Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:46Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:34Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:33Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:31Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:27Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:19Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:11Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:10Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:09Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:08Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:07Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:06Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:04Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:02Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:01Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker08:32:00Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:57Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:56Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:53Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:52Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:50Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:49Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:48Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:47Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:45Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:43Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:42Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:41Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:39Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:36Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:35Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:34Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:33Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:32Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:31Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:29Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:28Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:27Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:26Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:25Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:23Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:22Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:20Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:18Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:17Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:16Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:15Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:13Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:12Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:10Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:09Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:08Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:06Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:05Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker08:31:00Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:55Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:53Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:48Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:43Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:41Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:40Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:37Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:35Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:31Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:30Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:29Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:26Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:23Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:22Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:21Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:19Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:18Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:16Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:15Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:13Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:08Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:06Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:04Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker08:30:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:53Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:52Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:50Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:48Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:39Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:38Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:36Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:29Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:26Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:23Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:20Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:19Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:13Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:12Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:09Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:08Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:06Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:05Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:04Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:03Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:02Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker08:29:00Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:58Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:57Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:55Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:53Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:52Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:49Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:46Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:45Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:44Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:43Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:42Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:40Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:39Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:38Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:37Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:35Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:34Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:33Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:32Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:31Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:30Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:29Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:28Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:27Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:26Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:25Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:24Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:23Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:22Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:20Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:19Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:16Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:15Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:13Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:12Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:11Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:10Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:07Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:06Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:02Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:01Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:28:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:59Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:58Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:57Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:56Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:55Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:54Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:53Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:52Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:51Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:49Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:48Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:47Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:46Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:45Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:44Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:43Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:42Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:40Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:35Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:31Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:30Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:28Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:26Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:25Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:24Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:23Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:22Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:21Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:20Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:19Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:18Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:17Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:16Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:15Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:14Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:13Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:11Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:10Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:09Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:08Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:06Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:05Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:04Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:27:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:58Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:53Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:52Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:47Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:45Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:42Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker08:26:39Caption #610

Board [Post Message]

Sprogs is british for babies.

I am not here, I went up north, back in time to 1435 or something, land of trees and things made out of trees. I won't be here tomorrow, so I have pre-taped tomorrow's entry, perhaps I will have enough access to put it up.

Otherwise please use the time to confess to all kinds of sin.


There are 6 messages for this day.
<Mort> My first confession is failing prey of the sin of no internet connection last night.
<Kumiho> My confession is that I blew my last interveiw because I really didn't want to sell insurance for a living.
<mypalmike> "So why do you want to work for Mutual Farm Life Insurance?"

"Hmm. Come to think of it, I don't."

<TheGalNextDoor> Forgive me Father Mort for I have sinned. I have finally submitted my first entry into a disgusting little site that I was but a lurker on. Now, I fear I will fall deeper and deeper into their web.
<Mort> Just post 44,444 more times to be forgiven.
<Kumiho> ah, so that's the 44,443 comment.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post