Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004

by This could be your name

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

So I was just cruising down the highway in my new set of wheels,

and some jagoff in a Taurus started laying on the horn and nearly ran my ass off the road!

So I gave that guy the bird.

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 165 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:19 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:17 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:16 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:15 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:14 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:11 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:08 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:07 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:04 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:03 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:02 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:01 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:00 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:59 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:56 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:55 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:51 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:47 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:43 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:42 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:39 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:37 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:35 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:31 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:30 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:27 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:24 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:23 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:21 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:19 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:15 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:13 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:12 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:11 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:10 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:09 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:08 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:07 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:06 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:05 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:04 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:03 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:02 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:01 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:00 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:59 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:55 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:54 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:53 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:52 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:51 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:50 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:48 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:47 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:46 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:44 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:43 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:39 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:37 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:36 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:35 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:34 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:33 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:32 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:31 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:30 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:29 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:28 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:27 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:23 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:20 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:19 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:18 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:15 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:14 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:11 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:07 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:05 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:04 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:03 Caption #992

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:02 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:01 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:00 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:59 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:57 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:55 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:54 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:53 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:51 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:47 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:45 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:44 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:43 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:42 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:41 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:39 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:35 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:31 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:29 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:27 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:25 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:24 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:23 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:22 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:21 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:20 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:16 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:12 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:10 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:08 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:07 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:06 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:05 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:04 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:03 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:59 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:57 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:55 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:54 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:53 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:52 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:51 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:49 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:48 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:44 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:41 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:39 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:35 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:32 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:31 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:28 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:27 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:25 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:23 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:19 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:18 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:16 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:15 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:11 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:07 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:06 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:05 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:04 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:03 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:01 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:00 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:59 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:55 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:53 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:52 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:50 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:49 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:48 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:47 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:46 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:45 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:43 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:41 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:39 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:37 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:36 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:35 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:34 Caption #42

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Top Bird is:

Luminaire.

The mauled matadors are: ElvisThePelvis, apple juice is a verb and 3Suns.

There are 8 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> Did you ever notice that the directions here say "A couple of pointers", followed by THREE pointers!? Man, who edits this stuff?

<morticia> I try to help out...but Mort is woefully inadequate when it comes to punctuation, spelling, and grammer.

<Mort> whteva!

grammer, IN -- Zip code(s): 47236

<Kumiho> Spellcheck is my best friend. Unfortunately when you write fiction, grammar check hates your work.

<Mort> Aww, attacked by the wiggly green line Kumiho?

<Kumiho> Frequently, much to my annoyance.

<guyPaulo> I always hated grammar classes because I read a lot, and popular writers just use whatever grammar they felt like. If Stephen King uses dangling participles in a book and it sells a million copies, I didn't want to hear some teacher making $16K a year to tell me not to use them.

<David Byrden> Similary, guyPaulo, if Microsoft make $70 billion selling insecure software, I don't want to hear some Computer Science teacher telling me to write secure software.

Hey... wait a minute...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post