[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now all I have left to do is teach this to mow the lawn.

Then rid us of that pesky monthly issue.

At that point we can safely take all the male ones to puppy lake.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 191 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:21Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:16Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:15Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:12Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:11Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:09Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:04Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:03Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker21:12:01Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:56Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:53Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:51Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:46Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:40Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:37Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:34Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:14Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:10Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:07Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:06Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:05Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:03Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:01Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker21:11:00Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:56Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:53Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:42Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:35Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:33Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:29Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:24Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:22Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:20Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:19Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:13Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:11Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:10Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:01Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker21:10:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:56Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:49Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:46Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:36Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:28Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:26Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:24Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:21Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:11Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:07Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:06Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker21:09:02Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:53Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:50Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:45Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:43Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:33Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:28Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:27Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:26Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:24Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:08Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:07Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker21:08:06Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:45Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:44Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:34Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:26Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:15Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:07:04Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:59Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:49Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:45Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:43Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:41Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:40Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:34Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:33Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:23Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:18Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:12Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:05Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:57Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:53Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:51Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:50Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:47Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:41Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:33Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:17Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:15Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:02Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:55Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:45Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:43Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:42Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:38Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:31Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:30Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:27Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:25Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:24Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:21Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:13Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:11Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:08Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:06Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:02Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:58Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:54Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:50Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:43Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:29Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:21Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:19Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:17Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:12Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:07Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:02Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:58Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:57Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:50Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:46Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:45Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:42Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:40Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:39Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:34Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:33Caption #406

Board [Post Message]

The webserver was down like a 14 year old listening to Evanescence in a darkened room while crying, now mere hours later it is up again happily blogging to the internet, with no memory of why it was down in the first place.


There are 8 messages for this day.
<apple juice is a verb> Lines like that are why you should not avoid ranting, Mort.
<guyPaulo> I concur. There's nothing like a good rant to start the week.
<Mort> And thats nothing like a good rant?
<guyPaulo> Here's a request Mort: When you are on an alternative caption and you pull down the little menu, the original caption doesn't have the number of comments beside it like the alt-captions do. Can you put the number of general comments on the board next to the word "Original" in the menu?
<mypalmike> And while you're at it, make all the text in the history section blink.
<Mort> How about I make font colour of all of Mike's captions white?
<guyPaulo> You know, the CUSTOMER is supposed to always be right when I go to McDonalds. And I usually don't get sarcastic comments when I order the fillet of fish sandwich.
<mypalmike> But the non-paying LOAFER is never right.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post