Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004

by Pedro Gonzales

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 68 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:13 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:12 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:11 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:10 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:09 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:08 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:07 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:06 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:05 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:04 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:03 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:02 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:01 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:57:00 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:59 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:58 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:57 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:56 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:55 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:55 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:53 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:52 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:51 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:50 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:49 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:48 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:47 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:46 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:45 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:44 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:43 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:42 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:41 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:40 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:39 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:38 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:37 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:36 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:35 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:34 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:33 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:32 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:31 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:30 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:29 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:28 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:27 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:26 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:25 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:24 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:23 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:22 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:21 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:20 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:19 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:18 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:17 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:16 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:15 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:14 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:13 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:12 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:11 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:10 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:09 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:08 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:56:07 Caption #791

Board

[Post Message]

This week's Axe Wielding Murderer is

Pedro Gonzales

The Lara Flynn's Boils are: Allaran, David Byrden, obtuse and Noone of concern.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<3Suns> WHAT HAPPEN!?!?!

<shininglion> Totally unrelated to most everything, but...

I hated Ms. USA... I have never seen someone so fake in my entire life. And Ms. India got the shaft.

<shininglion> SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!!!

<Axolotl> [nitpick) Actually it's 'somebody set up us the bomb' [/nitpick]

I still think AYBABTU is one of the greastest pieces of literature of the recent years.

It's captures the feeling you get when dealing with a huge corporation, a government agentcy, or any kind of bureaucracy.

You can't fight it with reason or wit. CATS is not interested in what you have to say, because he owns all your bases and there's nothing you can do.

Except to launch every 'zig.

For great justice!

<Pedro Gonzales> Does that soccer girl remind anyone else of sabrina the teenage witch?

<ajiav> poor jack nicholson, it must be hard rooting for the team that always wins

<Mort> Some comments might be help picking a winner.

<obtuse> What you say !!

<obtuse> Hey guy, do I have a link for you... No pictures, but still not for the faint of stomach.

...www.guardian.co.uk...

<Carol> That soccer girl is very Sabrina, thanks Pedro, now I don't have to rack my brain.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post