[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 56 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:23Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:22Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:09Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:05Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:04Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:03Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:02Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:01Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:00Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:59Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:58Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:57Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:56Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:48Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:46Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:40Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:39Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:38Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:36Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:35Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:34Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:33Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:32Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:31Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:30Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:26Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:24Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:23Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:22Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:21Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:20Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:15Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:14Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:13Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:12Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:11Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:10Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:03Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:02Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:00Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:57Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:56Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:55Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:52Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:51Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:48Caption #575

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post