[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 119 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:25Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:24Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:21Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:20Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:18Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:16Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:15Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:14Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:13Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:12Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:11Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:10Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:09Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:07Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:05Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:04Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:03Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:02Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:01Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:00Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:59Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:58Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:57Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:52Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:51Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:50Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:47Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:46Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:45Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:43Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:42Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:41Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:40Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:38Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:37Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:36Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:35Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:34Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:32Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:30Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:29Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:28Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:27Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:26Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:25Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:24Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:22Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:21Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:19Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:18Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:15Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:14Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:13Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:12Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:10Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:09Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:08Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:07Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:06Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:05Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:04Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:02Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:01Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:58Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:57Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:56Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:55Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:54Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:52Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:51Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:50Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:47Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:46Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:45Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:43Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:41Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:40Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:39Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:37Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:36Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:34Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:33Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:32Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:31Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:29Caption #843

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post