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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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I should 'uh known the end times was comin' when my cows asked me for some church clothes.

The rapture started real subtle-like...

I felt a tuggin' on my whiskers...

Then VOOM!

Off we was into the sky, makin' friendly-like with Jesus and President Washington.

My cows was there, too. It was the best birthday, ever.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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This week's rapturee is

apple juice is a verb



The floaters are: Ed, Darlenenbc and ElvisThePelvis

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Good Morning Mort!
<obtuse> YOU MAY REPLY TO THIS POST!!
<Mort> Morning Kumiho. What a fine day it is also.
<Darel> Catch up with you soon.
Ps we released xpilotng now.

...xpilot.sourceforge.net...

we have a native SDL build for MAC OS X which isnt there yet though..

<apple juice is a verb> It is nice that there are so many captions today.
<Mort> Nice and yet more work for me!
<ajiav> ah, you know you like it.
<Darlenenbc> Could you please make the captions larger?

I am really having trouble reading them
thank you


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