[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Hush, little baby, don't make a sound

Mama's gonna buy you a little hound

If that little hound don't bark

Mama's gonna feed it to a hungry shark

Then Mama's going to chop up that good for nothing f*$%ing son of a b*&ch who knocked Mama up and ran away.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 565 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:08Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:06Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:05Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:04Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:03Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:02Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:01Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:57Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:56Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:55Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:53Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:49Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:48Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:47Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:46Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:45Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:44Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:42Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:40Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:38Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:37Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:36Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:34Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:32Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:31Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:30Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:29Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:28Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:27Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:25Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:24Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:23Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:22Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:21Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:20Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:19Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:17Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:14Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:12Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:11Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:10Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:09Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:08Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:07Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:04Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:03Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:02Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:01Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:00Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:59Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:58Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:57Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:56Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:54Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:53Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:52Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:51Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:50Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:49Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:47Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:46Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:45Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:44Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:43Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:42Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:40Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:39Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:37Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:36Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:34Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:33Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:32Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:31Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:28Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:27Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:25Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:24Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:23Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:22Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:19Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:17Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:16Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:15Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:14Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:13Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:11Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:10Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:09Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:06Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:05Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:01Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:00Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:59Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:58Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:56Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:55Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:54Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:52Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:51Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:50Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:47Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:46Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:45Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:44Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:43Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:41Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:40Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:39Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:38Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:36Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:35Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:34Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:33Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:31Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:29Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:28Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:25Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:22Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:19Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:17Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:16Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:15Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:14Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:12Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:11Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:09Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:08Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:06Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:05Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:03Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:01Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:00Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:59Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:58Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:56Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:55Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:54Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:53Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:50Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:49Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:48Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:47Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:46Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:45Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:44Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:43Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:42Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:41Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:40Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:39Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:37Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:35Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:33Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:32Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:31Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:30Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:28Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:22Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:20Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:18Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:17Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:16Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:14Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:12Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:10Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:09Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:08Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:06Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:05Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:04Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:03Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:01Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:00Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:59Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:58Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:57Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:54Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:53Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:52Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:51Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:50Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:49Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:48Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:46Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:45Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:44Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:42Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:41Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:39Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:38Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:37Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:36Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:35Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:34Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:33Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:31Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:30Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:28Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:27Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:26Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:24Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:23Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:22Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:21Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:20Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:19Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:18Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:17Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:16Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:14Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:13Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:12Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:11Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:10Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:09Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:08Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:07Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:05Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:03Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:02Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:01Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:59Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:58Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:56Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:55Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:54Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:53Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:52Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:51Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:50Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:49Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:47Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:46Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:45Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:44Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:42Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:41Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:40Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:39Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:38Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:37Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:36Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:35Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:32Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:31Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:30Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:29Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:27Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:26Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:23Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:22Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:21Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:20Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:19Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:18Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:17Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:15Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:14Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:13Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:12Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:10Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:08Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:07Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:06Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:05Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:04Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:03Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:00Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:58Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:57Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:56Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:55Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:54Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:53Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:52Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:51Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:50Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:48Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:47Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:42Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:41Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:40Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:35Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:33Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:32Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:29Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:28Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:27Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:26Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:25Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:22Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:21Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:19Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:17Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:16Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:15Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:14Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:13Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:11Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:09Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:08Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:07Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:06Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:05Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:04Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:03Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:02Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:01Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:00Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:59Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:57Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:56Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:52Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:49Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:46Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:44Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:43Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:42Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:41Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:40Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:39Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:36Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:35Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:34Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:33Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:31Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:30Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:26Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:25Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:24Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:23Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:22Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:20Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:19Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:17Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:14Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:12Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:11Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:10Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:08Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:06Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:05Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:04Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:01Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:00Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:59Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:58Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:57Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:56Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:55Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:54Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:52Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:51Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:49Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:48Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:47Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:46Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:45Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:43Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:41Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:40Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:39Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:37Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:35Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:34Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:30Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:28Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:27Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:25Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:24Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:23Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:19Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:18Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:17Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:16Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:15Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:13Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:12Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:10Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:06Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:04Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:03Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:02Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:01Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:58Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:56Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:55Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:53Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:51Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:50Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:49Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:47Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:46Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker23:08:45Caption #905

Board [Post Message]

Ok, time for a concise version for the weirdest, most epic dream I ever had.
From Saturday morning:

Aliens came and killed half the people on Earth, the other half they made into more aliens. I escaped and joined up with a band of resistance fighters. Sydney Bristow from Alias was also a member of the band, we decided to team up together.

The base for the resistance was the village where I grew up, and the head quarters of the aliens was the town four miles away. Sydney and I were put on a mission to get to the alien HQ and blow it up. To get there we had to take the train from my village to the town. We went to the train station, and this is where everything turned world war two, the aliens all became germans officers or people. We disguised ourselves as bravarian, Sydney wore a Bravarian dress (kinda like a swiss milk maid) with incredibly cute pigtails, I wore laderhosen.

We also took with us our 50 pet chicks and ducks and geese, they were also dressed in Bravarian dresses, and were holding each other by the wings and waltzing up and down the train platform.

We got on the train with our animals and sat down together, the train started and the conductor came to get our tickets. We didn't have any alien money so we made excuses and quickly jumped off the train at the next stop.

We were still 2 miles from the town, Sydney didn't want to walk down the tracks in case we were seen, I pointed out a door in the track wall and the forrest beyond. Sydney and I changed into our spy gear, she wore a catsuit, I dressed like James Bond, both of us put on elven cloaks, we went through the door.

We were walking around the edge of a field when in front of us we saw a hobbit, it was Frodo, on his quest to destroy the ring. Following Frodo secretly was Bilbo, so we secretly followed him. Frodo turned around and spotted Bilbo then started to talk to him, we dove to the ground so they wouldn't see us under our elven cloaks. Frodo spotted us but ignored us, Sydney whispered "Different story-line!" into my ear.

Then medieval horse men came over the hill, they must have been after Frodo. Bilbo and Frodo ran off into the forrest, we stayed on the ground under the cloaks hiding (and cuddling but don't tell Morticia that, come on Sydney is Hot!)One of the horse men saw us and came at me with an arrow. I grabbed the arrow and was about to run off when they threatened to kill Sydney. I told them I was a doctor and she was my nurse and that I had the King's arrow, I held up the arrow for them to see.

We were taken to a castle and into the King's chambers, he was sick. Using our knowledge from the future we healed him, but were still not allowed to leave the castle. In the courtyard we met up with two other members of the resistance, they were Lee Majors and the helicopter guy from Magnum PI. Lee Majors was holding a lyre and the helicopter guy was holding an olde-world double bass.

We did what any cheesy time travel based tv show/film would do in this predicament: we played rock music for the medieval people!

They loved it! They let us go and I woke up.

And that's the short version of the dream.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mort: there are some dreams that reveal dark secrets about your subconscious personality. And there are some dreams that are just crazy shit for the sake of it.

But this, I believe, is one of the rare dreams that accurately and precisely depicts the future.

<guyPaulo> I had a crappy weekend. the damn government took away my goats...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I welcome this future, just because it involves cuddling with Sydney Bristow and listening to the raw lyre rock skills of Lee Majors.
<Lauren> Mort, I have seen the future and can tell you only that Lee Majors is not part of it. Sorry.
<Jellyloo> I have seen an alternate future where everyone is Lee Majors.
<obtuse> I had a dream last week about an alternate dimension where everyone was a motorcycle. We were made out of 3 or 4 components that you could swap out to improve performance. It was kind of like a video game cause we were racing around a big track in the middle of a desert that looked strangely like my elementary school playground.
<Mort> "Being John Malkovich" might actually have been more amusing if it had been "Being Lee Majors".

Obtuse, your dream is reminding me of Automan.

<yoyology> guy, according to that article, you were also probed by the state of Vermont. I imagine that wasn't fun either.
<yoyology> Mort, I'd like to request the Hindu guy buried up to his neck for tomorrow. I've got ideas a-poppin'!
<guyPaulo> Thank you for your concern yoyo. The other monkie's seemed to just ignore my plight...
<Mort> He looks too far down the list to pick for a normal day. I will add him on guest day though.
<Kumiho> Oh dear, guyP. Did it hurt much? And how did you stand the stench?
<Kumiho> Or is that a stupid question to ask the coiner of the term "ED"?
<Kumiho> Is it me, or is the photo really about her assets? (Don't mind me, I just got back from my accounting class.)
<Kumiho> Oh, yeah, the photo....story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> T&A is always a driving factor for the yahoo photos.
<mypalmike> Or just T.
<obtuse> Not especially young, supple T either.
<jeffR> Mort that is awesome


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post