[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Nixon's trip to China nearly resulted in diplomatic distater.

This unfortunate event was covered up, just like the more embarrassing parts of GWB's tour of Mexico.

I guess no one will hear about the attack of Lucy Liu's ghost on president Spears in 2046 either...
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 184 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:44Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:42Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:36Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:26Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:25Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:22Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:20Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:18Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:17Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:16Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:15Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:14Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:13Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:12Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:11Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:10Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:09Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:08Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:07Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:04Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:01Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:59Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:53Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:52Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:51Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:50Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:49Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:47Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:45Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:44Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:43Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:42Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:41Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:40Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:36Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:35Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:34Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:33Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:32Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:31Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:30Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:29Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:28Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:24Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:22Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:18Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:17Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:15Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:14Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:13Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:12Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:09Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:06Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:04Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:03Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:58Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:55Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:54Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:52Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:51Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:50Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:49Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:44Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:41Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:34Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:21Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:20Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:18Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:16Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:15Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:13Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:12Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:10Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:09Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:06Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:01Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:55Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:51Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:40Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:36Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:35Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:34Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:28Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:27Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:22Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:21Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:19Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:17Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:16Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:15Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:13Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:07Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:06Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:05Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:04Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:00Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:59Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:58Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:55Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:53Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:52Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:50Caption #

Board [Post Message]

This week's Kumiho, beautiful avenging sword dancer is:

Axolotl



The northward traveling spheres of pain are:Hysterical Woman, Jordie3 and The Log Lady


There are 39 messages for this day.
<Mort> I think this guest day is going to be all about girl power.
<Kumiho> Okay, I'm all captioned out.
<3Suns> Gruess Gott, mein Herren und Damen! Tomorrow I am leaving for vacation. I will be visiting a lady-friend in sunny Vienna for a week and a half. Tschau!
<obtuse> Uh. They don't talk German much in Italy.
<3Suns> Too true! Nevertheless, they do speak German in Austria. Although I won't speak much German no matter where I go, 'cause I can't.
<obtuse> Venice. Vienna. Bah.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<3Suns> How's that HW? How's that HW?
<guyPaulo> I just realized that the 1 -50X0RZ vote monkie icon is giving the thumbs down. I always thought that he was trying to stab you with some kind of stick.
<Mort> One day I should fix that image so that the hand is physically possible.
<obtuse> R0X0RZ sometimes looks like he's holding a bottle of beer, so I don't have any complaints.
<3Suns> Yeah, I always thought it was a stabby monkey too.
<Mort> So I don't have much artistic ability...
<3Suns> Nonsense. Your guest strip on Okaypants was great. So maybe you're not that great with MS paint, who cares? =P
<Mort> Hahah, the Okaypants strip was trashy. :)
I fixed some of the images and added some much needed other options.
<Hysterical Woman> I emailed the last picture to my brother and my sister. My sister's reply ended up in my bulk folder, for some reason (maybe it was the subject line?). Moral: Check your bulk folder. Also, don't reload after posting.
<ajiav> Hah! You actually gave him a bottle...
<ajiav> do my eyes play tricks on me or what?
<Axolotl> Is the monkey holding a cellphone now?

I liked the thumbs up better! :)

<Mort> The thumbs up is still there, I just moved it down one. Yes it is a damn bottom, 3 colour pixel art is not easy I tell you!
<ajiav> oh, so it's a bottom...hmmm.
<Mort> Oops sorry freudian slip. It's a bottle.
<Jellyloo> Freud would be proud!
<Mort> It's a cock bottom, oops I mean coke bottle.
<Jellyloo> I always thought a Freudian slip would be be simple, understated, without much in the way of frills and lace. He seemed a practical man.
<Mort> Perhaps in grey, made of stout linen. I don't ever recall a reproduced image of him in a skirt. I think he had mother issues.
<guyPaulo> The 7 -Makes my tummy happy 6-Chuckletastic monkie icons are very similiar, Mort, if you are in the mood to change up some more icons. Maybe the 7-monkie can stick out his tongue or something.
<Mort> You have the old one cached Guy. The 7 monkie how has a thumbs up, basically I moved the 8 monkie down one.
<guyPaulo> Thanks, I "un-cached" it. Very spiffy.
<Kumiho> Mort! Love the changes to the monkies! ::blows you a kiss::
<Mort> Damn I should have made a Kumiho blowing a kiss monkie. I need to fix the comment monkie, it doesn't look so good.
<3Suns> Bye all. Maybe I'll try my hand at transatlantic captioning next week.
<obtuse> Would an explosive diarrhea monkey icon be good or bad?
<jordie3> HA! I almost win!
<szawha> hello,come here(...seniorfriendfinder.com... can find many friends.[url...seniorfriendfinder.com...
<lbdzkp> hello,come here(...alt.com... can find many friends.[url]...alt.com...
<fviuti> Hello,come ...www.fastpages.com... to join,the best way to promote your sites[url]...www.fastpages.com...
<uvqrya> Beautiful woman want to be your wife[url]...marrywithbeauty.16cs.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post