[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Nixon's trip to China nearly resulted in diplomatic distater.

This unfortunate event was covered up, just like the more embarrassing parts of GWB's tour of Mexico.

I guess no one will hear about the attack of Lucy Liu's ghost on president Spears in 2046 either...
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:15Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:14Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:12Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:09Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:06Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:04Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:00Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:59Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:58Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:57Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:56Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:55Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:53Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:52Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:50Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:48Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:46Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:45Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:44Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:43Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:42Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:40Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:39Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:38Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:35Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:33Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:32Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:31Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:29Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:28Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:26Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:24Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:23Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:22Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:21Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:20Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:18Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:17Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:15Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:13Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:11Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:09Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:08Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:07Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:04Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:00Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:58Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:57Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:55Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:53Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:51Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:48Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:47Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:46Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:44Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:40Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:38Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:36Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:35Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:32Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:31Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:30Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:29Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:28Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:26Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:24Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:22Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:21Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:19Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:18Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:16Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:15Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:13Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:11Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:10Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:09Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:07Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:05Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:03Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:02Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:06:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:56Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:52Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:49Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:47Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:43Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:42Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:41Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:40Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:39Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:38Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:36Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:34Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:33Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:30Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:29Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:28Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:27Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:26Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:25Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:24Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:23Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:22Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:21Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:20Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:18Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:15Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:13Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:11Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:09Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:07Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:05:00Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:58Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:57Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:56Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:52Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:51Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:50Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:47Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:45Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:43Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:42Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:40Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:39Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:37Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:35Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:34Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:33Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:32Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:30Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:29Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:27Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:25Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:20Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:18Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:16Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:10Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:08Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:06Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:04:01Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:58Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:56Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:54Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:53Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:51Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:50Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:48Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:46Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:41Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:39Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:38Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:37Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:36Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:32Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:31Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:29Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:27Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:26Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:23Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:22Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:21Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:17Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:15Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:12Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:10Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:08Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:07Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:05Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:03Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:01Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:03:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:59Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:58Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:56Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:55Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:53Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:48Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:47Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:46Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:44Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:43Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:41Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:39Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:36Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:31Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:29Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:02:29Caption #536

Board [Post Message]

This week's Kumiho, beautiful avenging sword dancer is:

Axolotl



The northward traveling spheres of pain are:Hysterical Woman, Jordie3 and The Log Lady


There are 39 messages for this day.
<Mort> I think this guest day is going to be all about girl power.
<Kumiho> Okay, I'm all captioned out.
<3Suns> Gruess Gott, mein Herren und Damen! Tomorrow I am leaving for vacation. I will be visiting a lady-friend in sunny Vienna for a week and a half. Tschau!
<obtuse> Uh. They don't talk German much in Italy.
<3Suns> Too true! Nevertheless, they do speak German in Austria. Although I won't speak much German no matter where I go, 'cause I can't.
<obtuse> Venice. Vienna. Bah.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<3Suns> How's that HW? How's that HW?
<guyPaulo> I just realized that the 1 -50X0RZ vote monkie icon is giving the thumbs down. I always thought that he was trying to stab you with some kind of stick.
<Mort> One day I should fix that image so that the hand is physically possible.
<obtuse> R0X0RZ sometimes looks like he's holding a bottle of beer, so I don't have any complaints.
<3Suns> Yeah, I always thought it was a stabby monkey too.
<Mort> So I don't have much artistic ability...
<3Suns> Nonsense. Your guest strip on Okaypants was great. So maybe you're not that great with MS paint, who cares? =P
<Mort> Hahah, the Okaypants strip was trashy. :)
I fixed some of the images and added some much needed other options.
<Hysterical Woman> I emailed the last picture to my brother and my sister. My sister's reply ended up in my bulk folder, for some reason (maybe it was the subject line?). Moral: Check your bulk folder. Also, don't reload after posting.
<ajiav> Hah! You actually gave him a bottle...
<ajiav> do my eyes play tricks on me or what?
<Axolotl> Is the monkey holding a cellphone now?

I liked the thumbs up better! :)

<Mort> The thumbs up is still there, I just moved it down one. Yes it is a damn bottom, 3 colour pixel art is not easy I tell you!
<ajiav> oh, so it's a bottom...hmmm.
<Mort> Oops sorry freudian slip. It's a bottle.
<Jellyloo> Freud would be proud!
<Mort> It's a cock bottom, oops I mean coke bottle.
<Jellyloo> I always thought a Freudian slip would be be simple, understated, without much in the way of frills and lace. He seemed a practical man.
<Mort> Perhaps in grey, made of stout linen. I don't ever recall a reproduced image of him in a skirt. I think he had mother issues.
<guyPaulo> The 7 -Makes my tummy happy 6-Chuckletastic monkie icons are very similiar, Mort, if you are in the mood to change up some more icons. Maybe the 7-monkie can stick out his tongue or something.
<Mort> You have the old one cached Guy. The 7 monkie how has a thumbs up, basically I moved the 8 monkie down one.
<guyPaulo> Thanks, I "un-cached" it. Very spiffy.
<Kumiho> Mort! Love the changes to the monkies! ::blows you a kiss::
<Mort> Damn I should have made a Kumiho blowing a kiss monkie. I need to fix the comment monkie, it doesn't look so good.
<3Suns> Bye all. Maybe I'll try my hand at transatlantic captioning next week.
<obtuse> Would an explosive diarrhea monkey icon be good or bad?
<jordie3> HA! I almost win!
<szawha> hello,come here(...seniorfriendfinder.com... can find many friends.[url...seniorfriendfinder.com...
<lbdzkp> hello,come here(...alt.com... can find many friends.[url]...alt.com...
<fviuti> Hello,come ...www.fastpages.com... to join,the best way to promote your sites[url]...www.fastpages.com...
<uvqrya> Beautiful woman want to be your wife[url]...marrywithbeauty.16cs.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post