Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:14 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:13 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:12 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:10 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:09 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:08 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:07 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:03 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:00 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:59 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:57 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:53 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:50 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:46 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:44 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:43 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:39 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:36 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:35 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:33 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:32 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:30 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:29 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:28 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:26 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:25 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:24 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:23 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:22 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:21 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:20 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:19 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:18 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:17 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:15 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:14 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:13 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:11 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:10 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:08 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:07 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:06 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:05 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:04 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:03 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:02 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:01 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:00 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:59 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:58 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:57 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:56 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:55 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:54 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:53 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:52 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:51 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:50 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:48 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:47 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:46 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:44 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:42 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:41 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:39 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:38 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:37 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:34 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:33 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:30 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:28 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:25 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:24 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:23 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:22 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:21 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:20 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:19 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:18 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:17 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:16 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:15 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:14 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:13 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:12 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:11 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:10 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:09 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:08 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:07 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:06 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:05 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:04 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:03 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:01 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:00 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:58 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:57 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:56 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:55 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:54 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:53 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:52 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:51 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:50 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:49 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:44 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:42 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:40 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:35 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:34 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:33 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:31 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:30 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:28 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:24 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:23 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:22 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:21 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:20 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:19 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:18 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:17 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:16 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:15 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:14 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:13 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:12 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:11 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:10 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:09 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:08 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:07 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:06 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:05 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:04 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:03 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:02 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:01 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:00 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:58 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:57 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:56 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:55 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:54 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:53 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:53 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:51 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:50 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:49 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:47 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:42 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:41 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:40 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:39 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:38 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:37 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:36 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:35 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:34 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:33 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:32 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:31 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:30 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:29 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:28 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:27 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:26 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:25 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:23 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:22 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:20 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:19 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:18 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:17 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:16 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:15 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:14 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:13 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:12 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:10 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:07 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:03 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:59 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:58 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:57 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:54 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:53 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:52 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:51 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:50 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:49 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:48 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:47 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:46 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:45 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:44 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:40 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:37 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:36 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:35 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:34 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:33 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:32 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:31 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:30 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:29 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:28 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:27 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:26 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:22 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:20 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:12 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:08 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:07 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:06 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:05 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:04 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:03 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:02 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:01 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:57 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:56 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:55 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:54 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:53 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:52 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:51 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:50 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:48 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:47 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:46 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:45 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:44 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:43 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:42 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:41 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:40 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:33 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:21 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:18 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:16 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:15 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:14 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:13 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:12 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:11 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:10 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:09 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:08 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:05 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:04 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:03 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:02 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:01 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:00 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:58 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:54 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:53 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:50 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:48 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:47 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:46 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:45 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:44 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:43 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:42 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:40 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:39 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:37 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:36 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:35 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:34 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:31 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:30 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:22 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:20 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:13 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:12 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:11 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:05 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:04 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:03 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:00 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:59 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:56 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:52 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:44 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:43 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:40 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:37 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:33 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:31 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:30 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:27 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:25 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:24 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:20 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:13 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:11 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:04 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:58 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:53 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:47 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:46 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:42 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:39 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:36 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:35 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:32 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:29 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:28 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:26 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:25 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:20 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:16 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:10 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:07 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:06 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:05 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:00 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:58 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:55 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:53 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:52 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:51 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:48 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:47 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:46 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:44 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:42 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:39 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:36 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:35 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:34 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:32 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:30 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:28 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:27 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:26 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:23 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:18 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:15 Caption #2

Board

[Post Message]

As you might have noticed: I have switched the theme day from Thursday to Monday, to better balance the week. If you are confused, let me remind you that today is Monday and not Thursday, although I wish it was not so...

The object of this theme: Write about your weekend in such a way to match the images and hopefully entertain.

What actually happened this weekend.

It's odd that a voice, or a word said in certain way, can bring back memories quicker than anything else. You hear a familar voice across a crowded room, someone you have not heard in years; and the feelings you had at your last meeting come back to you like a deep unstoppable current.

This weekend it happened to me. The format was a dream: A telephone rang twice, I picked it up, she asked "hello?", I answered "hi", then a meaninful silence that lasted a minute before waking me up.

I shook it off, pushed back the feeling and the memories that the sound of her voice in my dream invoked. In the morning I woke to the sounds of an actual phone ringing, just like my dream I picked it up and asked "Hello?". Just like my dream: silence. This time I could nothing to stop the painful memories and emotions, from spreading like jaundice from the blight buried deep within my kidney.

It was a weekend, like this one past, but two years ago. Driving home at night, she fed me chocolate covered Poki that we had just bought from the Japanese supermarket. She was wearing the thick, woolen, white sweater that I had just bought her from the gap, singing along to The Smiths: girlfriend in a coma, which had just started to play on the radio.

My memory then becomes a slideshow, bright shots etched in forever with nothing in between: A dog running in the street, her hand pointing, my white knuckles on the wheel, the pole. Then just voices, audio catching up with the video: "breathe into the mask", "we're going to take her out first", "try to stay calm", "bring the cutters here".

Then I remember waking up deathly cold, shaking. With blurred vision I recognized the inside of an ambulance, the shaking was not me but the ambulance rushing through the streets to it's destination. I looked to my left and saw someone else in the other cot. I was a stranger, she wore a red sweater and had white hair. I wondered if I had hit her with my car, I thought it was strange that she should be in the same ambulance as me.

"Your girlfriends in a coma", the ambulance man said when he noticed my eyes were open.

"She's not my girlfriend!" I replied curtly. I looked back at her again, my eyes seeing clearly now, her hair was not white it was bandages, and her sweater was not red, it was soaked with blood -- her blood. "She's my wife." I stammered before passing out.

When I came around again I was surrounded by doctors and nurses. I looked again to my left, through the double doors of the emergency room I saw my wife lying on a cart, all alone. I wondered why they were bothering so much with me, when she was more obviously hurt. I began to ask them to leave me alone and attend to her instead, but a nurse put a mask over my face and a doctor said "take him to OR".

When I woke I was in a recovery room, a surgeon was reading my chart, and talking to me like I could understand. He told me I had been very lucky, that I should have died, that they had to remove both of my kidneys, that I had a very rare blood type, that I was fortunate that they had found a donor that could give me a kidney and three pints of blood. I asked him about my wife, he said he was sorry but she had passed away as soon as she reached the hospital. I became angry, I told him that I was sorry they had let me live. He replied that it was my wife that had let me live, it was she who carried the donor card, it was her kidneys that were now in my body.

This is why her voice even in a dream affects me so, she is part of me now, I have no chance of letting her go.

There are 19 messages for this day.

<Eggs Ackley> How about Mort's Now Gone Totally Mental Day?

<Mark> I recommend Scotch. Seriously.

<Mark> I just read Mort's entry on the pics.

I think I'm going to have the Scotch now ..

<guyPaulo> I'm having a hard time with these photo's today....

<Pedro Gonzales> It's a tranquil monday here today, very quiet. Pretty relaxing

<Mort> Oops sorry, must stop huffing Kool-Aid.

<Kumiho> Um... does this mean Mrs. Mort (aka Morticia) is no more?

<Kumiho> Hey Lauren, here's your chance!

<guyPaulo> I hope this photo is on MEP tomorrow:
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Mort> I hope this one does more:
...us.news2.yimg.com...
Morticia is very well thank you very much, it's just a story.
All characters are fictional, any resemblence to real persons, past of present, is purely coincidental.

<guyPaulo> "You hope"? I thought YOU were the cruel overlord who dictates the context of our lives by judiciously selecting the photos to put up here, Mort. Are you telling us that someone else is really pullings the strings behind the MEP curtain?

<Cookieus Hackus> Really, I get up pretty early (eastern USA time) and the photo selection here usually bears little to no resemblance to the actual top 3 at yahoo, so I always assumed there was a lot of lattitude in the selection process. :)

<Mort> There is a whole day's lattitude with the selection of the photos. I also try to cut down the number of duplicates now.

<Cookieus Hackus> I wasn't complaining, BTW. It's always interesting to see what ones make the cut.

<Kumiho> I thank you for the reduced number of repeats myself.

<Mort> I think I messed up the 3rd image today. There is a subtle art to picking the right images, I am on the cusp of understanding.

<guyPaulo> If I might venture a guess Mort, I think that the combination of a theme day with the very specific nature of the first two photos led to a slow day so far today. Its hard to write about what you did over the weekend involving a plant and a bat. We can always throw in a "monkie" joke at the end, so I don't think the 3rd photo was the problem.

<obtuse> Theme day + similar images = difficult

Even without theme day, three images with similarity (nature) doesn't leave much room for creative improvisation.

<Kumiho> eh, it's only hard to write captions if you haven't got at least one pix of a half naked chick/beefcake.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post