[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 355 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:13Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:08Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:07Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:06Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:05Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:01Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:58Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:55Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:54Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:53Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:52Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:49Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:48Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:42Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:41Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:40Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:37Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:35Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:34Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:33Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:29Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:28Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:25Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:23Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:21Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:16Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:15Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:14Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:13Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:09Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:07Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:06Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:05Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:02Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:01Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:57Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:54Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:53Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:52Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:50Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:48Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:47Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:45Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:41Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:37Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:33Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:30Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:29Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:25Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:22Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:21Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:20Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:19Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:17Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:15Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:13Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:09Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:07Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:05Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:03Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:02Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:52Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:51Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:46Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:45Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:41Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:39Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:37Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:36Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:34Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:31Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:29Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:25Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:24Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:21Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:17Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:16Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:14Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:13Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:11Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:10Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:09Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:06Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:05Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:56Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:55Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:53Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:52Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:50Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:49Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:45Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:43Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:41Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:37Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:36Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:35Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:34Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:33Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:30Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:29Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:27Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:26Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:25Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:22Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:17Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:15Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:09Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:08Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:03Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:01Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:00Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:59Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:57Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:50Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:48Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:45Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:44Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:41Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:40Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:39Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:37Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:36Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:33Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:31Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:29Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:27Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:26Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:25Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:21Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:17Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:15Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:14Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:13Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:09Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:08Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:07Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:02Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:01Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:00Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:53Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:51Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:49Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:47Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:45Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:42Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:41Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:37Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:32Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:29Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:28Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:25Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:21Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:16Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:09Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:08Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:06Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:05Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:04Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:01Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:00Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:59Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:53Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:51Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:48Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:47Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:46Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:45Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:44Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:41Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:38Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:37Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:33Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:32Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:30Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:28Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:27Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:25Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:19Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:16Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:14Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:10Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:07Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:06Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:05Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:04Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:03Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:01Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:00Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:59Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:58Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:57Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:51Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:50Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:49Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:48Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:45Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:44Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:41Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:34Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:29Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:25Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:24Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:23Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:22Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:21Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:17Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:16Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:10Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:09Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:08Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:06Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:05Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:01Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:57Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:56Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:53Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:47Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:46Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:45Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:42Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:41Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:36Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:35Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:34Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:33Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:32Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:27Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:26Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:22Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:21Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:17Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:16Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:13Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:09Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:07Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:05Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:04Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:19:00Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:59Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:58Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:57Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:55Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:54Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:50Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:46Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:45Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:44Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:43Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:41Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:33Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:32Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:26Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:22Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:17Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:16Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:18:15Caption #418

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post