[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 496 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:05Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:02Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:44Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:43Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:37Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:36Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:35Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:34Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:33Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:32Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:27Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:26Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:22Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:13Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:07Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:02Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:01Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:59Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:46Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:45Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:44Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:42Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:40Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:38Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:37Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:35Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:34Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:33Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:32Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:26Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:24Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:23Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:16Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:14Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:13Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:11Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:04Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:00Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:59Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:56Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:55Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:54Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:53Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:44Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:42Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:23Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:20Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:19Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:18Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:16Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:13Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:12Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:00Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:59Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:45Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:43Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:40Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:38Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:37Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:34Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:26Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:11Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:55Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:48Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:47Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:36Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:28Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:23Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:21Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:20Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:19Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:17Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:14Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:11Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:09Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:08Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:05Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:53Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:45Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:43Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:42Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:40Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:39Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:38Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:37Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:35Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:34Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:30Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:29Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:27Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:25Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:23Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:22Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:18Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:17Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:09Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:00Caption #7.2
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:57Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:55Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:54Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:50Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:39Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:38Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:35Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:27Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:23Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:21Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:17Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:15Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:14Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:13Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:10Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:09Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:08Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:07Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:06Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:05Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:04Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:02Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:00Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:58Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:57Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:56Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:55Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:53Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:51Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:49Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:48Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:43Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:42Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:41Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:40Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:39Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:38Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:34Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:33Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:32Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:30Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:28Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:27Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:25Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:22Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:20Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:19Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:18Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:17Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:16Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:15Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:14Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:13Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:12Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:10Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:09Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:08Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:07Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:03Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:02Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:00Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:59Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:58Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:56Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:55Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:52Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:51Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:50Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:49Caption #5.2
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:47Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:45Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:44Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:43Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:42Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:41Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:40Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:39Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:38Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:37Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:35Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:34Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:33Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:32Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:31Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:30Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:28Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:27Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:26Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:25Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:22Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:21Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:19Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:18Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:17Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:16Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:15Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:13Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:12:10Caption #745

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post