[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It had been 3 whole days without a second of relief. My friend said the pills were good, but I didn't think he meant that good.

He suggested that we should take a dip in the icy river to cool things down.

The shock to my system did the trick.

My little slam dunker was no longer so Yao Ming.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 106 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:58Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:56Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:54Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:53Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:49Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:48Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:46Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:45Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:44Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:39Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:33Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:32Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:31Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:30Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:27Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:26Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:25Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:24Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:14Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:13Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:12Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:11Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:07Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:02Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:59Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:58Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:57Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:56Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:55Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:51Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:48Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:47Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:46Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:43Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:34Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:31Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:30Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:25Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:24Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:23Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:18Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:17Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:16Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:13Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:12Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:11Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:10Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:09Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:07Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:06Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:05Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:03Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:02Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:01Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:00Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:59Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:58Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:57Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:55Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:53Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:52Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:40Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:39Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:37Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #120

Board [Post Message]

Wow basketball humour, how oxymoronic of me.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Male nudity is ALWAYS funny. Occasionally nauseating, but always funny.
<Lauren> Mort, I don't see how anyone can hope to top your caption, although I am impressed by the four attempts thus far. When I look at these photos, I can't get past the center one. All I can think of is that an immortal has lost his head in Vegas. Or that God doesn't like yellow buildings, but thinks green is okay.
<Mort> How about:
- "For the love of GOD let it be red!" BZZCK
- "DAMN MORTALS! NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM"
- "Roger thought his good luck would never end"
- Seconds before the lightning spelt out "$5.95 Buffet at the Golden Nuggets"

I'm sure you guys have more actual funny single captions for that image.

<guyPaulo> "And the Lord's countenance fell, and he become wroth and sent down his wrath upon Celin Dion's Las Vegas show and all the blasphemers therein..."
<Mort> Haha nice!
<Lauren> Great comment, guy. Now let's see you tie it in with the first and last pics.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post