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Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by Mort
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It had been 3 whole days without a second of relief. My friend said the pills were good, but I didn't think he meant that good.

He suggested that we should take a dip in the icy river to cool things down.

The shock to my system did the trick.

My little slam dunker was no longer so Yao Ming.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Wow basketball humour, how oxymoronic of me.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Male nudity is ALWAYS funny. Occasionally nauseating, but always funny.
<Lauren> Mort, I don't see how anyone can hope to top your caption, although I am impressed by the four attempts thus far. When I look at these photos, I can't get past the center one. All I can think of is that an immortal has lost his head in Vegas. Or that God doesn't like yellow buildings, but thinks green is okay.
<Mort> How about:
- "For the love of GOD let it be red!" BZZCK
- "DAMN MORTALS! NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM"
- "Roger thought his good luck would never end"
- Seconds before the lightning spelt out "$5.95 Buffet at the Golden Nuggets"

I'm sure you guys have more actual funny single captions for that image.

<guyPaulo> "And the Lord's countenance fell, and he become wroth and sent down his wrath upon Celin Dion's Las Vegas show and all the blasphemers therein..."
<Mort> Haha nice!
<Lauren> Great comment, guy. Now let's see you tie it in with the first and last pics.


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