[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 12/10/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"HEAR YEE! HEAR YEE! FAIR CITIZENS OF MOSTEMAILEDPHOTOPIA!!"

"THIS WEEKS WINNER OF GUEST DAY IS PEDRO GONZALES! HONOURABLE MENTIONS GO TO LAUREN, GUYPAULO AND ELVISTHEPELVIS"

"Lauren, I told you that a drug reference was bound to win"

"Damn it Pedro, I mentioned Panties, I thought it was a sure thing!"

"Hey where did ElvisThePelvis go?"

"Whoa did someone say my name?"

"I was in the back room uh..."

"spanking my ahem..."

"caption monkie."
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:23Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:22Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:13Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:12Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:11Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:10Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:08Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:04Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:03Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:02Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:01Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:00Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:52Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:48Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:45Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:44Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:42Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:40Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:38Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:37Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:33Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:31Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:25Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:19Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:17Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:16Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:12Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:11Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:10Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:02Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:01Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:00Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:58Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:56Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:38Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:27Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:11Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:06Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:02Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:57Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:53Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:51Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:50Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:49Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:48Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:42Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:40Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:37Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:36Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:35Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:34Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:33Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:32Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:29Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:25Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:24Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:16Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:15Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:14Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:09Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:02Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:58Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:54Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:53Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:52Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:41Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:39Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:31Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:27Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:26Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:20Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:19Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:14Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:13Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:12Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:11Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:10Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:07Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:01Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:00Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:55Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:52Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:49Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:25Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:22Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:19Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:11Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:10Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:09Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:03Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:56Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:46Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:42Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:39Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:35Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:09Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:08Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:07Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:05Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:03Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:00Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:30Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:20Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:18Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:09Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:06Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:05Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:04Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:03Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:01Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:00Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:56Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:54Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:53Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:52Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:50Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:46Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:43Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:36Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:33Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:31Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:27Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:24Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:23Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:19Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:15Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:13Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:10Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:09Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:08Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:04Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:01Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:58Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:51Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:50Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:48Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:45Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:41Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:35Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:33Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:27Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:26Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:25Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:24Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:13Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:07Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:03Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:02Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:00Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:59Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:54Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:49Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:42Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:41Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:40Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:39Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:29Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:25Caption #191

Board [Post Message]

Ok so I might have noticed quite a bit of meta humour recently. I know I am mainly to blame, because of the whole "snow" thing. So I will let you all get it our of your system today.

In jokes rule the day!


There are 44 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> That monkie is definitely saying "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!". No doubt about that.
<3Suns> Wow, there actually was a Celine Dion picture for Mort to censor today! And a mighty disturbing one at that. And here I thought she was washed up... guess not for all tose Canadian Yahoos.
<Lauren> Holy hip bones, you're right 3Suns! And a most disturbing photo it is. Her hairdresser and costume designer need to be flogged (even if the task before them was daunting). I would like to thank Mort for using his discretionary right to censor this and any other photos of CD.
<Lauren> mike, I think the monkey is asking where that clogged drain is.....
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha! Elvis really looks as though he has been caught in the act!!
<Chalupa Diablo> Mort, can you remove one of my double comments on my entry? Either my computer, myself (or both) were behaving stupidly.
<Mort> Done.
I was just thinking that Mostemailedphotopia sounds more like the land of Most Emailed Pho, which doesn't sound so tasty.
<3Suns> I'm stuck at home with the flu and getting hungry for lunch. Mort, would you mind emailing me some chicken pho?
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh man, I am caption fodder.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAPPY META DAY!
<yoyology> I think we should go the acronym route and call it the land of MOP.
<ElvisThePelvis> yoyo, thanks for the links to the pencil sketches, I looked all over linkfilter (I thought). Well, now at least I can rest easy tonight.
<Axolotl> Then the citizens would be moops! And George would finally be right.
<guyPaulo> I wrote "Mosteimldfotos" yesterday because it sounded like some kind of kinky Greek island.
<guyPaulo> Mort, I just noticed that I couldn't submit a caption when using the Mozilla browser.
<Mort> guyPaulo - I will test that, but I use firebird all the time and it's mozilla also.
<yoyology> Mozilla'dphotos.com!
<guyPaulo> Actually, I got stuck right before the "Preview" screen. After you click "Add..." and enter your text, there's the button for "Preview." At that point, I would click it, but it would never actaully go to the real preview screen.
<guyPaulo> Oops! Mozilla didn't work because I didn't enter my name in the "alt" screen. IE always remebers who I am here, so I'm not used to having to enter my name. Problem solved.
<Mort> Yeh it would be nice if I could be bothered to make nice error messages.
Like you didn't enter your name stupid.
<Lauren> TRUE CONFESSION: For at least two or three weeks after I discovered this site, I thought outsiders must be barred from making captions because I couldn't get mine to post. I searched in vain for some sort of 'join this site' button until I noticed the 'name' box.
<Lauren> P.S.: I am not even blonde, at least not naturally so.
<guyPaulo> See Mort! I'm not the only one!
<Mort> Of course, the current system makes spoofing extremely easy.
<guyPaulo> Oh, yes. I agree completely.
<Lauren> It's a terrible security risk.
<ElvisThePelvis> Luckily, the stalwart users of mostemailed.com are far too honest to engage in that sort of thing.
<yoyology> *snicker*
<Lauren, the real one> You are evil even to have thought of that, yoyo. This was from yoyo, right?
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit, now I am losing control of my identity. I am organizing book and playing with yoyos instead of disorganizing things and playing with legos...
<yoyology> Pay no attention to the librarian behind the curtain.
<Mort> Do you want me to code up users and passwords and accounts and security?
I thought I could leave it nice and open, but maybe you can't be trusted.
<mypalmike> Mmmm. Chicken pho.
<yoyology> I'll be good, Mort. I promise.
<Lauren> What is it with monkies making promises they know they won't keep today? First it was guyPaulo promising no more haiku and now yoyo is promising to be 'good.'

Next thing you know, Elvis will be promising to stay out of the captions, and we all know he has no control whatsoever over that nasty habit of his.

<yoyology> I promise not to beat Lauren with a big rubber chicken.
*smack* *swat* *bokbok* *eek* *thud*
Damn. There I go.
<Lauren> bokbok?
<guyPaulo> I would vote NO to a password protected system, if my vote counts for anything.
<yoyology> bokbok - int. [bawk-bawk]
Distress call of the Greater North American Rubberized Chicken.
<MLimburg> buk-GEEERK!
<MLimburg> It's like a family in here, like the net used to be
<im here> hello any one here
<nabeel> hii i whant to photo to the tiger land pleez ok
<my e_mail love_haifawahbe@h.> hii i want buotefool foto for the tiger ok


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post