[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 12/10/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"HEAR YEE! HEAR YEE! FAIR CITIZENS OF MOSTEMAILEDPHOTOPIA!!"

"THIS WEEKS WINNER OF GUEST DAY IS PEDRO GONZALES! HONOURABLE MENTIONS GO TO LAUREN, GUYPAULO AND ELVISTHEPELVIS"

"Lauren, I told you that a drug reference was bound to win"

"Damn it Pedro, I mentioned Panties, I thought it was a sure thing!"

"Hey where did ElvisThePelvis go?"

"Whoa did someone say my name?"

"I was in the back room uh..."

"spanking my ahem..."

"caption monkie."
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 284 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:39Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:38Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:36Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:31Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:25Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:24Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:23Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:22Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:16Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:10Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:07Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:05Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:04Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:03Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:02Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:01Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:00Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:59Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:57Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:55Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:50Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:47Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:38Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:37Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:34Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:33Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:31Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:30Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:28Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:26Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:25Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:21Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:17Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:16Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:14Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:03Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:02Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:50Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:49Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:36Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:33Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:32Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:31Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:30Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:26Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:21Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:18Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:17Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:13Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:11Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:10Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:09Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:07Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:05Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:02Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:59Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:58Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:52Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:51Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:50Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:49Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:46Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:45Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:42Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:41Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:40Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:37Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:35Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:27Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:26Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:24Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:23Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:20Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:15Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:14Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:06Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:04Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:03Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:01Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:00Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:57Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:42Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:41Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:40Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:37Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:36Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:17Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:14Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:13Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:12Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:07Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:04Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:02Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:01Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:57Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:54Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:53Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:51Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:50Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:48Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:45Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:44Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:43Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:40Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:37Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:31Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:30Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:29Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:20Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:18Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:15Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:12Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:09Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:08Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:07Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:05Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:04Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:02Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:59Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:58Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:57Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:53Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:52Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:51Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:50Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:47Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:42Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:38Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:37Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:36Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:35Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:30Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:27Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:22Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:21Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:20Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:19Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:17Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:16Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:11Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:09Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:08Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:03Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:00Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:54Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:51Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:47Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:46Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:44Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:43Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:42Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:37Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:28Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:26Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:25Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:21Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:20Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:19Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:14Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:11Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:06Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:01Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:59Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:58Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:56Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:53Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:52Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:51Caption #181785408950
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:49Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:47Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:45Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:43Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:42Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:39Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:22Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:02Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:01Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:55Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:54Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:52Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:51Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:48Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:40Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:37Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:36Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:26Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:25Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:15Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:02Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:00Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:55Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:53Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:43Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:40Caption #332

Board [Post Message]

Ok so I might have noticed quite a bit of meta humour recently. I know I am mainly to blame, because of the whole "snow" thing. So I will let you all get it our of your system today.

In jokes rule the day!


There are 44 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> That monkie is definitely saying "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!". No doubt about that.
<3Suns> Wow, there actually was a Celine Dion picture for Mort to censor today! And a mighty disturbing one at that. And here I thought she was washed up... guess not for all tose Canadian Yahoos.
<Lauren> Holy hip bones, you're right 3Suns! And a most disturbing photo it is. Her hairdresser and costume designer need to be flogged (even if the task before them was daunting). I would like to thank Mort for using his discretionary right to censor this and any other photos of CD.
<Lauren> mike, I think the monkey is asking where that clogged drain is.....
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha! Elvis really looks as though he has been caught in the act!!
<Chalupa Diablo> Mort, can you remove one of my double comments on my entry? Either my computer, myself (or both) were behaving stupidly.
<Mort> Done.
I was just thinking that Mostemailedphotopia sounds more like the land of Most Emailed Pho, which doesn't sound so tasty.
<3Suns> I'm stuck at home with the flu and getting hungry for lunch. Mort, would you mind emailing me some chicken pho?
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh man, I am caption fodder.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAPPY META DAY!
<yoyology> I think we should go the acronym route and call it the land of MOP.
<ElvisThePelvis> yoyo, thanks for the links to the pencil sketches, I looked all over linkfilter (I thought). Well, now at least I can rest easy tonight.
<Axolotl> Then the citizens would be moops! And George would finally be right.
<guyPaulo> I wrote "Mosteimldfotos" yesterday because it sounded like some kind of kinky Greek island.
<guyPaulo> Mort, I just noticed that I couldn't submit a caption when using the Mozilla browser.
<Mort> guyPaulo - I will test that, but I use firebird all the time and it's mozilla also.
<yoyology> Mozilla'dphotos.com!
<guyPaulo> Actually, I got stuck right before the "Preview" screen. After you click "Add..." and enter your text, there's the button for "Preview." At that point, I would click it, but it would never actaully go to the real preview screen.
<guyPaulo> Oops! Mozilla didn't work because I didn't enter my name in the "alt" screen. IE always remebers who I am here, so I'm not used to having to enter my name. Problem solved.
<Mort> Yeh it would be nice if I could be bothered to make nice error messages.
Like you didn't enter your name stupid.
<Lauren> TRUE CONFESSION: For at least two or three weeks after I discovered this site, I thought outsiders must be barred from making captions because I couldn't get mine to post. I searched in vain for some sort of 'join this site' button until I noticed the 'name' box.
<Lauren> P.S.: I am not even blonde, at least not naturally so.
<guyPaulo> See Mort! I'm not the only one!
<Mort> Of course, the current system makes spoofing extremely easy.
<guyPaulo> Oh, yes. I agree completely.
<Lauren> It's a terrible security risk.
<ElvisThePelvis> Luckily, the stalwart users of mostemailed.com are far too honest to engage in that sort of thing.
<yoyology> *snicker*
<Lauren, the real one> You are evil even to have thought of that, yoyo. This was from yoyo, right?
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit, now I am losing control of my identity. I am organizing book and playing with yoyos instead of disorganizing things and playing with legos...
<yoyology> Pay no attention to the librarian behind the curtain.
<Mort> Do you want me to code up users and passwords and accounts and security?
I thought I could leave it nice and open, but maybe you can't be trusted.
<mypalmike> Mmmm. Chicken pho.
<yoyology> I'll be good, Mort. I promise.
<Lauren> What is it with monkies making promises they know they won't keep today? First it was guyPaulo promising no more haiku and now yoyo is promising to be 'good.'

Next thing you know, Elvis will be promising to stay out of the captions, and we all know he has no control whatsoever over that nasty habit of his.

<yoyology> I promise not to beat Lauren with a big rubber chicken.
*smack* *swat* *bokbok* *eek* *thud*
Damn. There I go.
<Lauren> bokbok?
<guyPaulo> I would vote NO to a password protected system, if my vote counts for anything.
<yoyology> bokbok - int. [bawk-bawk]
Distress call of the Greater North American Rubberized Chicken.
<MLimburg> buk-GEEERK!
<MLimburg> It's like a family in here, like the net used to be
<im here> hello any one here
<nabeel> hii i whant to photo to the tiger land pleez ok
<my e_mail love_haifawahbe@h.> hii i want buotefool foto for the tiger ok


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post