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Most Emailed Photos - 01/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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Michael Jackson has changed again. Now he looks like a white MAN instead of a white WOMAN as he dangles his kids in dangerous situations.

Michael was told to stop the antics or he would end up in jail where there would be many people who would want to "toss his salad."

MJ responded by slightly changing color yet again, and continuing with his bizarre behavior.


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<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...toss his salad.
<guyPaulo> MLimburg has his kids on the site today, so I refrained from fully explaining this reference.
<Mort> Yes please do refrain.
<MLimburg> And for that I thank you .. it's already hard enough coping with an 8 and 7 year old girls ...

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