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Most Emailed Photos - 11/15/2003 by Mort
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Evel Squevel was the worlds first stunt squirrel.

To gain fame he went for the hardest stunt imaginable: to claw his way into the Victory Secret fashion show changing room.

Unfortunately he only managed to get his mucky paws all over Natalie Portman before he was stopped.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 7 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> I was just wondering which site posted the link to mostemailed recently. Who brought in the 40+ alt captions? :)
<guyPaulo> Here's a new challenge. Try writing captions in the lymeric or haiku form!
<yoyology> The last pic is nice for squeezing in different rhythms. You can call her Portman (2 syllables), Natalie (3) or Amidala (4). You could even go with Nat.
<ElvisThePelvis> Don't forget Dr. Suess...isn't that a lyrical style?
<yoyology> Most of Green Eggs and Ham is in iambic tetrameter, with an aabb rhyme scheme. The Cat in the Hat, however, is mostly anapestic dimeter:
"The SUN did not SHINE.
It was TOO wet to PLAY.
So we SAT in the HOUSE
All that COLD, cold, wet DAY."
<ElvisThePelvis> Dayam, somebody finished his english lit degree while I was drinking...
<ElvisThePelvis> I gotta say, with all the new visitors since last Thursday, the bar has really been raised around here. Today had a very high laugh out loud factor.


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