[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/05/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

George Bush and Cronies.

Endangered Sea Turtles.

Which would you shoot into space?
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 86 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:54Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:52Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:38Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:37Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:36Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:35Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:34Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:32Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:31Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:30Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:24Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:23Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:22Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:20Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:19Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:17Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:15Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:13Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:12Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:11Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:10Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:08Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:56Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:42Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:38Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:28Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:26Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:23Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:18Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:09Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:08Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:03Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:01Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker09:21:00Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:59Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:58Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:57Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:56Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:55Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:54Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:53Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:50Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:48Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:42Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:38Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:37Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:34Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:31Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:28Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:27Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:26Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:25Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:24Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:23Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:20Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:18Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:16Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:14Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:13Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:12Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:11Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:08Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:07Caption #820

Board [Post Message]

I nearly, quite almost, ruined the whole damn website. Can someone remind me to backup once in a while? I have the main pages all saved, but not your cunning alternatives or guest days.

I guess it wouldn't be such a loss...


There are 14 messages for this day.
<Mort> Ignore me, just testing.
<Roger Mexico> Mort, it would be a good idea to have some sort of jpeg or gif logo, so we can use that to link to the site. And a backed up archive - sure.
<Julie> I don't know Mort but I think I would like to shoot George and his cronis with sea turtles on their heads into space. Like the turtles are their helmets only they hurt them a lot.
<Julie> I mean cronies
<Jack> Yo dudes, he can speell
<yoyology> Mort, if you want, I'd be willing to put together some possible logos. Let me know.
<guyPaulo> Hey Mort, here's an idea. Allow three of your devoted caption monkees to create one logo each, then post the logos and have people vote on the best one. I will gladly submit a design for your site myself (not that it would be really good or anything, but it's the effort that counts).
<Mort> I drew a logo once. It was a monkey fighting a hot chick over an email, since all the photos at that time were hot chicks or cute animals.

I lost that logo somewhere.

Anyway, as long as it's file size small, fits with the site and I like it...
Then it's all good.

<yoyology> Okay, it's an enormous file, it's in .bmp, and it's not web-optimized in any way, but I don't exactly have the tools. Just MS Publisher and MS Paint. Here it is anyway, though:
...linkfilter.net...
<mrs. mort> not a bad concept...maybe with a few refinements it could work
<guyPaulo> Try: ...www.wuw.org...
I can re-size it if needed.
<mrs. mort> ...www.wuw.org... no worky for me
<yoyology> Morticia: I can make changes/send you the .pub file if you want. Did I match the colors right? (yoyology is colorblind)
<Mort> The colours seem to match fine. I'm not sure how clear the photographs are going to be when the image is reduced to a linking button size.
I can redo it in photoshop/illustrator to make the edges of the text smoother. I am still at work, so I haven't had a great deal of time to think about it.

guyPaulo - nice font, but I think it need something else. :)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post