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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
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Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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The winner this week is yet again:

guyPaulo

With his rather long, but good piece on cholesterol.

Honours go to: TJ Eclkleburg and Roger Mexico.

Sorry about the images this week, I let someone else choose them, leading to the rash of penis jokes...

There are 3 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> Step away from the phallus. My try
<yoyology> TWENTY-TWO???????? Holy cow. Giant phallic objects really bring out the crowds, huh?
<guyPaulo> There were some good captions today (yoyology and Elvis)! I am honored to be the top dog!


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