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Most Emailed Photos - 06/19/2003 by Mort
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The devil himself with great magnificence came upon me and spake with fork tongue.

"I bring for you a mighty pact!" spake the dark lord, "In swap of soul you shalt receive, a feast of minute equine beast."
"No nonny no!" I didst riposte, "For soul of mine, I shall recieve, these two items I do believe."

"Skill to punkst artisans of glamour, sweet fornication of damsel Moore."
With fiery stare from hells deepest pit, the devil didst bellow,
"SO SHALT BE IT"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This is the first time that I had to step outside the top 3 photos. I did not want to do another strip with a photo of someone on fire. The Moore family picture was number four for a while, so I decided to use that instead.

I have been wondering recently how Ashton Kutcher rose from a sit-com, to movies, to punked, to covers on all the magazines, to dating Demi Moore so quickly. I think we have an answer.

Meanwhile the webhost I just switched to decided to go down for a whole day. I am having the worst hosting luck.

There are 3 messages for this day.
<Lisa> I want to know the sources of the pictures - the forked tongue and the horses. What's the story behind them? Where can I find the news story?
<Mort> You could go to news.yahoo.com and do a search under news photos for tongue or horses to find the real story.

The tongue was in an article about how self-mutilation has gone beyond simple piercing.

I can't remember the story for the behind the horses, it might just be a story about a farmer with very large furniture.

<plasma118@yahoo.com> salam


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