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Most Emailed Photos - 03/02/2006 by Allen
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Scientists recently released a report about why this woman was standing so rigidly.

The report reveals that they extracted a pen which was the main cause, but also strangely they also removed a small dog.

This coincides with a report released by a group of French scientists who had a similar finding where they removed a small monkey and a dog. The only part they have been unable to explain is how the monkey got it's backpack on.
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<JP> 
<reddman> now I know why that pen smells so bad...
<mypalmike> The scientists are obviously overlooking quantum backpack thery.
<JP> That's because it's Schroedinger's backpack. There's a cat inside it... or is there?

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