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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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The say no man is an island, well brother let me tell you I am.

I used to have a normal life, a wife and a cute dog. All gone now, gone in disgrace.

All because I went and asked the mayor's 3 daughters to choke down my frothy head and lick my creamy foam from their lips and cleavage...boy was that taken the wrong way! I guess offering them a drink of my warm amber liquid was a mistake too...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> Why are they smiling then?
<Axolotl> Huhuh...he said 'frothy'..hhehheh..
<Bavid Dyrden> Funny, happened to me too.

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