"Hi, I'm Bill, and this is Napoleon. We'd like to talk to you about your salvation."
It's them.. third time this week!
"Go away! I'm... urrr, busy."
"Damn, it's tough enough raising my kids in a Mormon neighborhood without all those damn Jehovah's Witnesses muscling in on our turf."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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