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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/07/2004 by David Byrden
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Attention, Medical Students: there are 3 ways to stimulate the human male.

[1] An applied electric current in this area.


[2] Pictures of females in a state of undress.

[3] Direct manipulation, such as a game of 'footsie' applied by somebody who really knows and loves penises. Yes, only a MAN'S man can understand, can give the true, gentle, exquisite pleasure...

Sorry! Thinking out loud. Class dismissed.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> HAHAHA!
<Kumiho> LOL
<stephen> im very gay
<rebecca> cool i luv it lol
your all gay
<Frank> WOW
<Frank> Hey
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<Frank> aasss

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