Attention, Medical Students: there are 3 ways to stimulate the human male.
 An applied electric current in this area.
 Pictures of females in a state of undress.
 Direct manipulation, such as a game of 'footsie' applied by somebody who really knows and loves penises. Yes, only a MAN'S man can understand, can give the true, gentle, exquisite pleasure...
Sorry! Thinking out loud. Class dismissed.
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