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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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A cat in a dryer produces enough static electricity to power a continent for an entire year.

Unfortunately, that continent is Antarctica.

Back to the drawing board, Republican brain trust!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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This week's Dick Cheney is:

apple juice is a verb.

The illegal same-sex couples are: Luminaire, yoyology and ElvisThePelvis.

There are 2 messages for this day.
<yoyology> I am so fucking depressed about this election that I can barely breathe.
<mypalmike> Well, try to look at the good side. We might have the chance to go to war with Iran soon.

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