The gentle panda bear of China is an extremely rare and endangered national treasure for this exotic land. But it wasn't always so.....
Once they were as plentiful as weeds in a field, and great herds of them roamed across the Chinese plains.
I wonder what caused these gentle giants to become so few in number.....hmmmmm.....
(100 years ago in Bejing)
"Xau wa fu, chun yiang ko hai powaw xai!!!!"
translation: "Hey everyone! These panda-things taste f*cking GREAT with soy sauce!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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