[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 147 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:09Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:06Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:53Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:47Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:26Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:20Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:10Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:04Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:59Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:54Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:43Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:38Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:31Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:27Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:20Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:15Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:12Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:10Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:05Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:59Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:49Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:43Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:38Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:36Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:32Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:20Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:17Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:13Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:09Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:08Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:56Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:45Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:39Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:34Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:30Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:20Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:10Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:05Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:00Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:50Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:39Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:33Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:27Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:22Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:15Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker05:51:00Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:48Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:46Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:42Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:36Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:31Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:26Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:20Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:15Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:12Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:07Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker05:50:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:56Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:49Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:45Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:43Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:37Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:25Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:21Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker05:49:03Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:58Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:57Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:52Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:47Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:41Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:30Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:24Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:23Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:18Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:12Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:06Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:05Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:01Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:44Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:42Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:36Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:31Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:25Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:09Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:06Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:05Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:04Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:54Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:49Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:47Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:41Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:36Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:26Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:21Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:16Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:11Caption #361

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post