[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by 3Suns
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I don't have the money to spend on $10,000 kitsch paperweights.

I don't have the looks to attract throngs of nubile, scantily-clad admirers.

But I do have this cool nipple jewelry! See just like Janet! See, look, just like...

Hey, come back!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 254 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:46Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:43Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:40Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:56:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:35Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:13Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:09Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:03Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:47Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:41Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:33Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:29Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:19Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:15Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:13Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:12Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:04Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:02Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:54:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:56Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:52Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:50Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:48Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:47Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:42Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:40Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:36Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:34Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:30Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:28Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:26Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:18Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:16Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:14Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:07Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:04Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:03Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:02Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:01Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker23:53:00Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:59Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:56Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:54Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:52Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:45Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:43Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:42Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:40Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:38Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:37Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:35Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:33Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:32Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:29Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:28Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:27Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:23Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:19Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:17Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:13Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:09Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:07Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:52:02Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:57Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:46Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:44Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:43Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:41Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:39Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:37Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:36Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:35Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:33Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:30Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:25Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:23Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:22Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:18Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:16Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:10Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:01Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:59Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:33Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:10Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:03Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:55Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:41Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:31Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:29Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:26Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:22Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:02Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:58Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:50Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:44Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:43Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:38Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:28Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:27Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:25Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:23Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:21Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:15Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:13Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:10Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:07Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:05Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:01Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:00Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:58Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:55Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:54Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:52Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:50Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:48Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:46Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:40Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:38Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:36Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:31Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:21Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:18Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:16Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:14Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:12Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:00Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:47Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:46Caption #1

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post