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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by guyPaulo
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Heh heh...The American Dogs will never recognize me now that I've bulked up. I, Osama bin Ladin, will strike again! Lets see what's on tv....

Hhmmm, no coverage of me, but just tons of sports events with grown men acting like children......hhmmm....

What the f*ck!?! 20 news channels broadcasting 24/7, I'm plotting the destruction of America, and all they care about is something called "Master of the Hoops?"
Ah, f*ck it, I'll go attack a country that gives a damn.


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<Lauren> You may have hit on something there, guy. Perhaps if we blatently ignore the terrorists, they will go away....
<Lauren> Maybe no one got it, guy.
<guyPaulo> "Master of the Hoops" = "Lord of the Rings."
<mypalmike> I think people tend to skip the wordy ones...
<spam> I know I do. Not that I read any captions today because I was LORD OF THE RINGSING HOORAY! But, yes. Sorry. Your caption is neat!

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