[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 317 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:46Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:45Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:41Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:36Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:33Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:32Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:25Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:21Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:19Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:16Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:12Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:09Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:08Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:04Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:31:00Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:59Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:57Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:53Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:51Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:44Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:40Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:39Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:32Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:31Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:30Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:28Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:23Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:21Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:19Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:18Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:16Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:12Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:09Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:08Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:04Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:30:00Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:59Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:56Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:55Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:52Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:49Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:44Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:43Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:42Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:40Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:32Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:31Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:30Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:28Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:26Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:25Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:24Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:22Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:21Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:16Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:13Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:12Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:08Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:04Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:03Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:29:00Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:57Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:56Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:54Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:48Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:44Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:40Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:38Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:37Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:36Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:34Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:28Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:25Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:24Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:17Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:15Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:14Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:12Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:09Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:08Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:07Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:05Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:04Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:03Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:28:00Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:59Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:52Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:49Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:48Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:45Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:43Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:41Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:36Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:32Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:28Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:25Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:24Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:22Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:21Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:20Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:17Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:16Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:11Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:08Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:06Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:05Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:04Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:27:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:59Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:58Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:56Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:52Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:47Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:44Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:43Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:40Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:39Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:35Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:32Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:30Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:28Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:27Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:26Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:25Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:24Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:20Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:18Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:16Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:15Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:12Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:10Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:05Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:02Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:26:01Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:56Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:55Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:49Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:44Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:41Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:40Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:39Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:37Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:36Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:35Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:33Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:32Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:16Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:12Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:10Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:04Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:01Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:51Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:48Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:41Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:38Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:24Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:22Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:18Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:04Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:01Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:58Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:56Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:48Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:40Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:37Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:35Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:32Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:28Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:24Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:08Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:07Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:06Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:04Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:01Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:00Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:57Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:56Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:48Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:43Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:29Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:25Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:20Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:19Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:18Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:10Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:09Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:08Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:05Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:04Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #13

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post