[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:14:34Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker08:13:40Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:59Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker08:12:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:51Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:37Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:11:05Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:51Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker08:10:08Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:49Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:09:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:59Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:52Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:44Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:43Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:31Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:26Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker08:08:23Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker08:07:58Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:28Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker08:06:02Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:56Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:51Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:39Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:30Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:05:01Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker08:04:41Caption #15

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post