[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 214 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:27Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:26Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:23Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:20Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:18Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:09Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:04Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:02Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:01Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:51:00Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:59Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:58Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:57Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:55Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:54Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:53Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:52Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:51Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:50Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:45Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:36Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:35Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:34Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:32Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:31Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:30Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:29Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:28Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:26Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:24Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:23Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:22Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:19Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:18Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:15Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:14Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:12Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:08Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:07Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:06Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:00Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:58Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:57Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:49Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:46Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:45Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:42Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:41Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:35Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:30Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:28Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:27Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:26Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:25Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:24Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:23Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:21Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:19Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:18Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:07Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:02Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:58Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:56Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:50Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:49Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:46Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:44Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:43Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:42Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:41Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:29Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:25Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:23Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:22Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:20Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:19Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:18Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:17Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:17Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:08Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:07Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:03Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:01Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:55Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:53Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:51Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:50Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:49Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:48Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:34Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:32Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:25Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:20Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:16Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:13Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:12Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:11Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:09Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:06Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:04Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:03Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:02Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:01Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:56Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:50Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:49Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:48Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:45Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:44Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:42Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:34Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:33Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:32Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:22Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:17Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:16Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:07Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:59Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:58Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:54Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:48Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:43Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:42Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:27Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:20Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:16Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:11Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:04Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:58Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:44Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:43Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:38Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:31Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:27Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:26Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:18Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:17Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:10Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:09Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:05Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:04Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:03Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:57Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:56Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:50Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:45Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:35Caption #679

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post