Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006

by Kumi, the bartended

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Lil was so happy to be rescued that he/she/it promptly transformed into a small cuddly critter and leapt into my arms. At least, I think that was what he/she/it was trying to do. A huge fembot stepped between us and Lil disappered into her ample Cleavage of Holding. Before I could reach in after to save my partner guyP stepped out of the shadows!

''Long time no see Agent Kumi.'' He said with a smirk, eyeing the metal brace on my left leg. ''Looks like the spy business hasn't been very good to you.''
''Wish I could say the same about you,'' I retorted, ''although despite your good looks it's pretty clear you haven't given up the whole evil mastermind gig.''

GuyP blinked, then laughed.
''Kumi, Kumi, you've got me all wrong - I left the secret agent game behind. Now I'm running a smut empire, curtesy of my loyal fembot army.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 201 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:05 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:04 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:01 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:00 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:59 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:58 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:57 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:56 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:55 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:54 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:53 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:52 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:51 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:49 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:47 Caption #8.8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:46 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:45 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:42 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:37 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:35 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:34 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:29 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:28 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:25 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:21 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:20 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:19 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:18 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:17 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:16 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:13 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:09 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:08 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:07 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:06 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:05 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:04 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:03 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:02 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:01 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:00 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:58 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:55 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:54 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:53 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:52 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:51 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:50 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:49 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:48 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:47 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:46 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:45 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:44 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:43 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:42 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:41 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:40 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:39 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:38 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:37 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:35 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:34 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:33 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:32 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:31 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:30 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:29 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:28 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:25 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:23 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:21 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:20 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:17 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:13 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:10 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:05 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:03 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:01 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:57 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:54 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:53 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:49 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:45 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:43 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:40 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:38 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:33 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:32 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:30 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:27 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:26 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:25 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:24 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:23 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:22 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:21 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:20 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:19 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:18 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:17 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:16 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:15 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:14 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:13 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:12 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:11 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:09 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:08 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:07 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:06 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:05 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:04 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:03 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:02 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:01 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:58 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:54 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:53 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:51 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:50 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:49 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:48 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:47 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:46 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:45 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:42 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:41 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:39 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:38 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:36 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:33 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:29 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:27 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:25 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:24 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:22 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:20 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:17 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:15 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:09 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:08 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:06 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:05 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:01 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:57 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:54 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:53 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:51 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:50 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:45 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:43 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:41 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:38 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:37 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:36 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:33 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:32 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:31 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:30 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:25 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:21 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:19 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:18 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:13 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:12 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:09 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:05 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:01 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:00 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:57 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:56 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:53 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:49 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:48 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:47 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:46 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:45 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:42 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:41 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:40 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:37 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:33 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:32 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:30 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:29 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:25 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:24 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:22 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:21 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:20 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:19 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:17 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:16 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:15 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:13 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:12 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:19:11 Caption #662

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<JP> heh.. you said "mastermind"
<guyPaulo> My fembots rock.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post