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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by JP (girl type)
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The first man I ever slept with was much older than I was. He gave me the crabs.

I'd also drank too much that night.

This is what I woke up to the next morning:

'Hey lover, let's go to Denny's and get some breakfast!'

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<reddman> Mmmm...Denny's.

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