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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by mypalmike
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If you work as a wheelchair attendant, you can propel yourself a bit faster if you fart while you walk.

Farting tips
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If you are ever gored in the ass by a bull, the easiest way to remove the bull's horn is with a short but firm fart.

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And in any scenario where you have to fart, you should lift one leg toward the nearest nose for greatest effect.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Morgus> Most Emailed can be the source of really useful and practical information!
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<Axolotl> Oh man, I just used to let 'em out in the air!

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