[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"PLLLEEEEEAASSSSEEE?!?! What if I give you a tasty frogfish?"

"Forget it."

"COME ON!!!! I'm the leader of the free world damnit!"

"I don't care who you are, the answer is no."

"I'LL SEND YOU TO GUANTANEMO, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"

"F*ck you, nancy-boy. I'm NOT giving you a lick of this ice cream bar! Now BACK OFF, or I'll have my PETA minions do terrible things to Karl Rove. I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, BITCH!"

(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 380 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:17Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:16Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:14Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:13Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:12Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:10Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:06Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:05Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:04Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:03Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:01Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:00Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:58Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:56Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:53Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:52Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:51Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:48Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:47Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:46Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:45Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:44Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:42Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:41Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:40Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:38Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:37Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:36Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:35Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:32Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:31Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:29Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:27Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:25Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:24Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:23Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:22Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:21Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:20Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:18Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:16Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:14Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:06Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:05Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:04Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:02Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:01Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:58Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:57Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:57Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:55Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:54Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:53Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:52Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:50Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:49Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:48Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:45Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:44Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:41Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:40Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:39Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:38Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:37Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:25Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:24Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:18Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:16Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:13Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:11Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:10Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:09Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:06Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:04Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:57Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:54Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:53Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:46Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:40Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:39Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:29Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:28Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:27Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:24Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:23Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:22Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:21Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:19Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:18Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:14Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:08Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:07Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:05Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:01Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:59Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:58Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:57Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:56Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:55Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:54Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:53Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:52Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:50Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:49Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:35Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:32Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:26Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:24Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:23Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:21Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:13Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:09Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:08Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:07Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:01Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:00Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:54Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:53Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:49Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:48Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:45Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:42Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:38Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:37Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:36Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:34Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:33Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:32Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:27Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:19Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:18Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:13Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:12Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:11Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:58Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:54Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:52Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:51Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:50Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:49Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:48Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:46Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:45Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:42Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:41Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:38Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:37Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:36Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:33Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:31Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:29Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:27Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:26Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:25Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:22Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:16Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:15Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:13Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:58Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:56Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:47Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:46Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:45Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:40Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:39Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:37Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:32Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:29Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:23Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:17Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:07Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:03Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:02Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:55Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:53Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:52Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:37Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:32Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:31Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:27Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:19Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:17Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:06Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:05Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:56Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:51Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:48Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:46Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:45Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:38Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:33Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:32Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:21Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:20Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:18Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:16Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:15Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:11Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:10Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:07Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:03Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:01Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:00Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:57Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:53Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:44Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:31Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:19Caption #482

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Endangered species my ass! Get over here you little bugger, it's time to make you a little more endangered...
<Kumiho> Best one yet by far, although Mort's was pretty good today too.
<guyPaulo> To get the full effect, you must say "I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, BITCH!" Dave Chappelle style (ie: "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!")

from Chappelle Show on Comedy Central for the uncool

<Axolotl> I like the though of having GWB calling someone else a greedy bastard!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post