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Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by guyPaulo
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"PLLLEEEEEAASSSSEEE?!?! What if I give you a tasty frogfish?"

"Forget it."


"COME ON!!!! I'm the leader of the free world damnit!"

"I don't care who you are, the answer is no."


"I'LL SEND YOU TO GUANTANEMO, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"

"F*ck you, nancy-boy. I'm NOT giving you a lick of this ice cream bar! Now BACK OFF, or I'll have my PETA minions do terrible things to Karl Rove. I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, BITCH!"

(AFP)
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Endangered species my ass! Get over here you little bugger, it's time to make you a little more endangered...
<Kumiho> Best one yet by far, although Mort's was pretty good today too.
<guyPaulo> To get the full effect, you must say "I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, BITCH!" Dave Chappelle style (ie: "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!")

from Chappelle Show on Comedy Central for the uncool

<Axolotl> I like the though of having GWB calling someone else a greedy bastard!

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