In an effort to make himself look bigger, Danny DeVito had a house built at 3/4 scale. He even hired an elderly midget to pose as his mom. The downside is he keeps bumping his head on the ceilings. |
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In an effort to make himself look bigger, Dick Cheney bought himself a rifle and carries it with him wherever he goes. The downside is that all his friends and enemies now want bigger guns. |
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In an effort to make himself look bigger, Prince William answered one of those penis enlargement e-mails. The downside is that his dick increased in girth but not length, turned yellow, and won't fit in his speedos. |
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