Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004

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Aging rock stars out to shock.

Sexual stunts their standard stock.

Madonna face-sucked little Brit’,

Now Janet Jackson flashed a tit.

What’s next in creating has-been shock?

I’m guessing Mick Jagger in Keds and a jock.

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> Yes! Rhyming is back!
<guyPaulo> I would have gone with "Britn'y" and "titn'y" for the rhyme on the 2nd image, but that's just me.....
<Jmofwiw> I keep re-thinking that last line...
"David Bowie in drag, humming Bach."
"Paul and Ringo share a stunning frock."
"Billy Joel making love to an angry croc."
I could go on...
<Pedro Gonzales> How's about GuyPaolo playing with his cock?
<Jmofwiw> "Cindi Lauper streaks a city block!"
"Ben E. King in a lady's smock."
"Annie Lennox racing her bio clock!"
"Spice Girls seducing Mister Spock!"
"Can't imagine! I've got writers block!"
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha! I'd like to go on but I feel the other Monkies would get tired!
<3Suns> Michael Jackson, with his python that talks.
Pearl Jam, copying Kiedis, wearing nothing but a sock.
<ajiav> The worst thing a rock star can do is dress like a nazi: see Bowie, Morrisey.

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