[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by Jmofwiw
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Aging rock stars out to shock.

Sexual stunts their standard stock.


Madonna face-sucked little Brit’,

Now Janet Jackson flashed a tit.

What’s next in creating has-been shock?

I’m guessing Mick Jagger in Keds and a jock.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 79 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:40Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:39Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:33Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:28Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:10Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:09Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:57Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:46Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:41Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:11Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #408

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Yes! Rhyming is back!
<guyPaulo> I would have gone with "Britn'y" and "titn'y" for the rhyme on the 2nd image, but that's just me.....
<Jmofwiw> I keep re-thinking that last line...

"David Bowie in drag, humming Bach."

"Paul and Ringo share a stunning frock."

"Billy Joel making love to an angry croc."

I could go on...

<Pedro Gonzales> How's about GuyPaolo playing with his cock?
<Jmofwiw> "Cindi Lauper streaks a city block!"

"Ben E. King in a lady's smock."

"Annie Lennox racing her bio clock!"

"Spice Girls seducing Mister Spock!"

"Can't imagine! I've got writers block!"

<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha! I'd like to go on but I feel the other Monkies would get tired!
<3Suns> Michael Jackson, with his python that talks.

Pearl Jam, copying Kiedis, wearing nothing but a sock.

<ajiav> The worst thing a rock star can do is dress like a nazi: see Bowie, Morrisey.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post