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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/12/2003 by Morgus
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Sure, I was popular... I even ran for governor! But I felt my appearance was too... blatant.

I went on an exercise program that made all my joints limber and took off some unneeded pounds. And, yes, there was a bit of surgical intervention for certain areas...

I'm happy to say that I'm still considered quite attractive these days, but I am also glad to be a little less conspicuous. I can go jogging or take a dip in the pool without being so self-conscious.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Decorative Edison> Great story, but not at all funny
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