[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 318 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:45Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:44Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:33Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:25Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:18Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:15Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:12Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:11Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:10Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:06Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:05Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:42:00Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:59Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:55Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:53Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:42Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:38Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:26Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:25Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:24Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:23Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:17Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:16Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:15Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:10Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:04Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:03Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:41:00Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:52Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:51Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:48Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:41Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:38Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:36Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:32Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:31Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:22Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:18Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:04Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:02Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker10:40:01Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:54Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:52Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:49Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:42Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:19Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:18Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:17Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:14Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:10Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:07Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:06Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:39:04Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:59Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:49Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:48Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:43Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:37Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:34Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:33Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:31Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:28Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:25Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:17Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:16Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:15Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:13Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:11Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:10Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:09Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:08Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:06Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:38:03Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:58Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:55Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:54Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:51Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:41Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:40Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:39Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:37Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:34Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:33Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:30Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:27Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:25Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:21Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:17Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:15Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:14Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:11Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:10Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:09Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:06Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:05Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:04Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:03Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:02Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker10:37:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:58Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:56Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:52Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:51Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:50Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:48Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:46Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:45Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:44Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:43Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:42Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:41Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:40Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:39Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:38Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:37Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:36Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:34Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:32Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:30Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:28Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:26Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:25Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:24Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:23Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:22Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:20Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:18Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:17Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:16Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:14Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:12Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:10Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:09Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:08Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:06Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:04Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:36:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:58Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:56Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:50Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:49Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:48Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:47Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:46Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:45Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:44Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:40Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:39Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:38Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:36Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:35Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:33Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:31Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:29Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:27Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:25Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:24Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:23Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:21Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:20Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:18Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:15Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:10Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:04Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:03Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:35:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:54Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:50Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:48Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:46Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:43Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:42Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:41Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:40Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:38Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:36Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:34Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:32Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:29Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:27Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:26Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:25Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:24Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:23Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:22Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:21Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:20Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:19Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:18Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:17Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:16Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:11Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:10Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:04Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:03Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:02Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:34:00Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:58Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:56Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:54Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:52Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:50Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:49Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:48Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:47Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:45Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:41Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:40Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:38Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:37Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:36Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:34Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:32Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:25Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:24Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:23Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:22Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:20Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:19Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:17Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:16Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:15Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:12Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:04Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:03Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:02Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:00Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:56Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:54Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:46Caption #540

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post