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Most Emailed Photos - 08/14/2003 by Mort
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If you can't stop your teens form having sex, I suggest giving them these two models, to make sure they are protected.

On the other hand, if you wish them to abstain, these two models are sure to reduce your teenager's urges.

These last two models, however, will guarantee early grandchildren.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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