[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

"Well, Charlie Brown, with a land speed of up to 40 mph, the flighless ostrich weighs up to 400 pounds and can be nearly 8 feet tall. Annually, the hen can lay 10 to 70 eggs weighing 3 to 4 pounds blah blah blah blah...

"....blah blah blah Charlie Brown... The Oregon, or Douglas fir is unique in that it has 3-forked bracts between the scales on its cones ... blah blah blah."

I listened to that pedantic little prick, Linus, expounding on all sorts of useless topics all day long and still I don't understand this freaking photo.
(AFP)
(the Candian Press)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 69 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:51Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:46Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:30Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:20Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:01Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:54Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:53Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:50Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:40Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:34Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:33Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:29Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:25Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:18Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:17Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:16Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:10Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:06Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:05Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:59Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:58Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:57Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:55Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:52Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:50Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:47Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:45Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:43Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:42Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:40Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:36Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:30Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:28Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:27Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:25Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:22Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:19Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:15Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:13Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:12Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:10Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:02Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:00Caption #566

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> ::chuckles:: thee and me

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post