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Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005 by Lauren
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"Well, Charlie Brown, with a land speed of up to 40 mph, the flighless ostrich weighs up to 400 pounds and can be nearly 8 feet tall. Annually, the hen can lay 10 to 70 eggs weighing 3 to 4 pounds blah blah blah blah...

"....blah blah blah Charlie Brown... The Oregon, or Douglas fir is unique in that it has 3-forked bracts between the scales on its cones ... blah blah blah."

I listened to that pedantic little prick, Linus, expounding on all sorts of useless topics all day long and still I don't understand this freaking photo.
(AFP)
(the Candian Press)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> ::chuckles:: thee and me

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