Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005

by Lauren

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"Well, Charlie Brown, with a land speed of up to 40 mph, the flighless ostrich weighs up to 400 pounds and can be nearly 8 feet tall. Annually, the hen can lay 10 to 70 eggs weighing 3 to 4 pounds blah blah blah blah...

"....blah blah blah Charlie Brown... The Oregon, or Douglas fir is unique in that it has 3-forked bracts between the scales on its cones ... blah blah blah."

I listened to that pedantic little prick, Linus, expounding on all sorts of useless topics all day long and still I don't understand this freaking photo.

(AFP)

(the Candian Press)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> ::chuckles:: thee and me

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