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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I greased up the old pussy tickler for a night of cunning linguistics.

But Wait! What is this! That's a dog in pussy's clothing!

This sucks worse than the time I found myself at the receiving end of Chewbacca's balls!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Classic!
<Axolotl> Just like Chewbacca: Violent and offensive, yet warm and fuzzy!

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