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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I greased up the old pussy tickler for a night of cunning linguistics.

But Wait! What is this! That's a dog in pussy's clothing!

This sucks worse than the time I found myself at the receiving end of Chewbacca's balls!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Classic!
<Axolotl> Just like Chewbacca: Violent and offensive, yet warm and fuzzy!

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