[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I greased up the old pussy tickler for a night of cunning linguistics.

But Wait! What is this! That's a dog in pussy's clothing!

This sucks worse than the time I found myself at the receiving end of Chewbacca's balls!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 356 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:16Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:14Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:13Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:12Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:10Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:07Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:04Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:03Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:02Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:00Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:58Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:56Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:54Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:53Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:52Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:50Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:49Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:46Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:45Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:44Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:40Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:38Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:32Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:31Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:30Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:26Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:24Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:23Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:21Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:20Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:19Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:17Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:16Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:15Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:14Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:13Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:12Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:11Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:09Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:07Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:06Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:05Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:04Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:02Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:01Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:00Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:58Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:56Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:55Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:53Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:52Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:51Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:49Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:48Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:46Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:45Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:43Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:42Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:38Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:36Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:34Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:33Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:32Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:31Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:30Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:29Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:28Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:26Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:24Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:18Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:17Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:14Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:13Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:10Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:06Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:05Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:03Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:01Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:00Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:58Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:57Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:53Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:51Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:50Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:49Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:48Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:47Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:46Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:44Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:43Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:40Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:39Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:38Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:36Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:35Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:34Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:32Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:30Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:23Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:20Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:16Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:11Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:02Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:01Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:57Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:54Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:53Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:52Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:51Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:50Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:46Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:40Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:39Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:38Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:37Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:27Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:19Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:13Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:10Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:04Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:03Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:00Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:58Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:57Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:48Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:47Caption #00
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:46Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:44Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:42Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:36Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:35Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:34Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:32Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:31Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:29Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:27Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:26Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:24Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:22Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:20Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:15Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:14Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:13Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:10Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:07Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:06Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:03Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:01Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:00Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:59Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:58Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:52Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:51Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:50Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:47Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:45Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:42Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:41Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:40Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:34Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:33Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:31Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:30Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:29Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:28Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:27Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:20Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:11Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:10Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:08Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:07Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:04Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:03Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:02Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:01Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:59Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:57Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:53Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:52Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:50Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:48Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:47Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:42Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:41Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:38Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:37Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:34Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:33Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:32Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:29Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:28Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:26Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:25Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:23Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:19Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:17Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:15Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:13Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:11Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:04Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:03Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:01Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:00Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:58Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:57Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:55Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:54Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:53Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:52Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:50Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:49Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:46Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:43Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:42Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:41Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:39Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:38Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:37Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:35Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:32Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:25Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:24Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:19Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:13Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:08Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:02Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:58Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:55Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:54Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:53Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:51Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:48Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:43Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:41Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:40Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:39Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:38Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:37Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:36Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:35Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:34Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:33Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:32Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:28Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:26Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:17Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:16Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:13Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:12Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:11Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:10Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:09Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:06Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:05Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:04Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:02Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:59Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:58Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:54Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:53Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:51Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:49Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:48Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:47Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:44Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:42Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:41Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:40Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:34Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:33Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:30Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:29Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:23Caption #2

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Classic!
<Axolotl> Just like Chewbacca: Violent and offensive, yet warm and fuzzy!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post