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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005

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If I were Queen of the World...

I would order all men to toss their unresponsive blow-up dolls away. I would require them to learn how to make love to a real woman.

To accomplish this goal, all sluts would come with instructional labelling.

(Reuters)

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ajiav> The blow-up doll part is very nice
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