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If I were Queen of the World...

I would order all men to toss their unresponsive blow-up dolls away. I would require them to learn how to make love to a real woman.

To accomplish this goal, all sluts would come with instructional labelling.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> The blow-up doll part is very nice
<mypalmike> Agreed.

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