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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/23/2004 by guyPaulo returns
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This Thanksgiving is going to suck, I can already tell.

First, my wife is leaving me for that asshole SWAT Team officer who arrested me for downloading mp3's last month.

Next, I'll be forced to sit by my weird cousin Larry at dinner, who's just undergone some elective surgery, and is hankering to to show off his new "mangina" to anyone who'll look.

And I just know that those world-leading bastards are going to show up late tonight, all liquored up, and sodomize me AGAIN, just like they did last year!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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