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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Superglue's great.

I stuck this model to the ground.

Then I stuck these two apes together.

But grandad wasn't too happy when I put some superglue on his toothbrush.

Nosiree.

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<ElvisThePelvis> HA!
<superwoman biatch> 
<Luminaire> 
<Morgus> Teh! New! Sexy!
<ajiav> pretty good!
<Carol> Yeh!
<mypalmike> Ah, it harks back to the old superglue jokes of the past.
<guyPaulo> I like the little "Nosiree" bit on the end for some reason.

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