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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by obtuse
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Guy is in a meeting today,
earning his keep.

But his thoughts are on bitches, dildos, and sheep.

I sing you this song
so you don't get concerned

The crass will return with that hilarious creep.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Nice!
<3Suns> That girl in the middle pic? No, I've never meta.
<Lauren> 
<H. Monkey> It's good, but there was no reference to excrement.
<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmmm....
<guyPaulo> teehee!
<mypalmike> No one will ever read this, but 3suns' "never meta" joke is teh new sexy.
<Lauren> I thought so too, Mike.
<arian brotherhood> i hate japs
<arian brotherhood> germany against the world
<dblock7> ur a fag

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