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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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The morning found me on the streets, happy to be alive, but unprepared for what was to come.

I had vague memories of a mysterious woman from the night before...something about her was wrong and yet...so right.

But I cleary remember the man in the alley offering me a ride. "To where?", I asked. "To the Mother Ship.", he answered.

After that, everything is funked up...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Thank you Dr. Funkenstein.
<ElvisThePelvis> Getyourself the P-Funk if you want to get funked up...
<guyPaulo> Da Bomb! Make mine the P-Funk, I want my funk uncut!
<mypalmike> Sweet.
<ElvisThePelvis> yeah guyPaulo, that is what I meant to say :)

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