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Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by mypalmike
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I have to work this lowsy second job just to make ends meet. C'mon kid, hop on my lap.

Hah hah, we took your hat, little penguin santa.

And I took your shoes, silly penguin. Muhahahah.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<yoyology> Okay, the first two panels are great. I like that you used the hat to tie them together.
<Mort> I loved the whole caption, great social commentary.

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