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Most Emailed Photos - 03/06/2005 by Mort
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The second coming of Christ was short lived,

the bad breath of a nearby dog sent him reeling.

Yes your honour I do concur: this dog has Jesus killing breath.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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